Cream Cheese to Seattle dog ratio

Das Boot!! (at Altstadt)

If someone asks me the #1 person I would want to have dinner with it would be @anthonybourdain ! So it was so cool to meet him last night. I attribute my love of trying new food and desire to travel constantly to him. #closetothebonetour #anthonybourdain (at Paramount Theatre)

Truly a bucket list moment getting to meet @anthonybourdain tonight. Won't have the pic for 24 hours. I don't get starstruck usually but I definitely spoke gibberish talking to him but luckily he understood and had a 10 minute answer to my question. #anthonybourdain #closetothebonetour (at Paramount Theatre)

Aziz was funny tonight talking about his book #modernromance on the #modernromancetour , too bad he didn't sign the books after but oh well. Cool to see Dan Savage moderate also. #azizansari (at Nordstrom Recital Hall)

Mmmmm #meatcone (at Boccalone)

Final game of roadtrip #6 in 11 days 4th ballpark #whereiroot #gomariners (at O.com Collision Oakland Ca)

Had to stop @fatsalsdeli in LA on the way to Oakland and god damn so good but so evil #midgetsstabbingmeinthestomach #deepfriedsamplerinaroll (at Fat Sal's)

Game #5 in 11 days #padreswbw #gomariners #howiroot (at Petco Park)

Game 4 of 7 in 11 days 3rd ballpark #gomariners #whereiroot (at Petco Park)

How you Sunday in Vegas! 3 for 3 on Baseball bets and and an extra $90 #felixin5 #MadBumin5 #royalsrapingtheAthletics (at The Linq)

Guest umping in the 1st row in RF today at the @rockies game #umplife #cowballs since I am a @Mariners fan this is my road game compromise for not wearing M's gear (at Coors Field)

@rockies game tonight with a Spokane friend I haven't seen for a long time but known 15 years. (at Coors Field. Rockies Baseball)

Rocky Mountain Oysters #cowballsinmymouth #neildegrassetyson (at Coors Field)

at Coors Field

Game #1 of 6 in 10 days in 4 different ballparks. #Ilovesafecofield #gomariners (at Safeco Field)

Jordan Speith!! #usopen #2015usopen #chambersbay what a day! (at Chambers Bay Golf Course)

#12 all day Phil for the Birdie (at Chambers Bay Golf Course)