SAY NO TO THIS

you ever just like “wow that’s my voice? people listen to this clown on a daily basis?”

honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister

An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: “If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” “No,” said the priest, “not if you did not know.” “Then why,” asked the Inuit earnestly, “did you tell me?” ~Annie Dillard, Pilgrim at Tinker Creek

The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.

ragnarok is one of the best marvel movies for the “prisoners with jobs” joke alone, fuck y’all, unclench

can we please bring back the hannibal fandom. i miss seeing lists of reasons why hannigram was toxic and the fact that one of the involved parties ate other people never made the top five 

haha wow i’m really exhausted for someone who only ever does the bare minimum requirements of getting by

today during lunch a kid and i were debating the gender of god and he said “god’s a man in the bible” and i said “i’m pretty sure god is technically nonbinary or genderfluid, but let me check that” and i unzipped my backpack and the boy said “what’s she doing?” and my friend replied “she’s getting her bible” and i’m not sure how he felt when i set it down on the lunch table and flipped open to genesis but i definitely felt amazing.

op ur url says it all

See, this is Chaotic Lawful and I am here for it

taking a “thanksgiving” history quiz to prep for inevitable dinner table conflict … I’m passing the gravy and the teaaa this year.

GAY

Oh my god they were tombmates. 

my brain works like the spirit box from buzzfeed unsolved

mostly static, sometimes disembodied words like “pastry” and “crime”, leaves you guessing