Jeongguk, watching the couple on the screen kiss: I just realized that this is kinda gay...

Taehyung: ...Yea

Jeongguk: ...

Jeongguk: Wanna make it gayer?

Taehyung: [sits on Jeongguk's lap]

Jeongguk: Okay, I want you to kiss the first person who enters through that door.

Hoseok: Dude! What if-

Taehyung: [enters the room]

Hoseok: Oh, wow. Okay, I can definitely- What are you doing?

Jeongguk: *sighs*

Namjoon: What's the problem, young one?

Jeongguk: Hyung, there's...something I want to do, but I'm afraid to do it. Y'know that feeling?

Namjoon: Don't let fear stop you from doing what you love, Guk.

Jeongguk, pulling his phone out: Thanks, hyung.

Namjoon: So, what's your first course of action?

Jeongguk: Call Taehyung and tell him to prepare his ass.

Namjoon: What do yo-

Jeongguk: Okay, I want you to kiss the first person who enters through that door.

Hoseok: Dude! What if-

Taehyung: [enters the room]

Hoseok: Oh, wow. Okay, I can definitely- What are you doing?