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the art of not being ready and doing it anyway will take you far

this is about bottoming

I love helping everyone rediscover the fact that the opening passage of My Immortal is a parody of the opening passage of The Vampire Lestat and not just a generic exaggeration of the typical fanfic Mary Sue introduction. One of the many delightful goth kid Easter eggs the author planted for the audience.

I'm convinced My Immortal is a big joke, not a legitimate amateur teenage fanfic

my 100% proof of this is how she always spells sirius black's name as "serious". at one point, sirius says something in a grave manner, written in the story as: "serious said siriusly". its my favorite bit

I am also convinced it is a (frankly masterful for fanfiction.net) work of comedic satire. If it dropped today, we’d all immediately know it was ironic but the author was an early noughties trailblazer. The occasional wordplay, the overt references to pop culture mixed in with less overt allusions, the deliberate choice to lean into fanfic writer culture of the time, someone who COULD write wrote My Immortal and had fun doing it.

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inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord