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he still did 9/11 no one can take that from him ❤️

i be like “never again” and guess what i did? agained

When someone tags wereralph in your post its like stepping on a twig in the bara werewolf forest. he might reblog it causing the whole pack (lots of notes from a bunch of furries) to come a sniffin

Rami Malek really needed that cum

This would work on me

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

@were--ralph

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

We can also fuck nasty or whatever

"why do you still bring up charlie kirk" because it's funny. his death is genuinely a running joke to me. you could say it's the greatest contribution he has made to society

Archeologists In Egipt Find The Extremely Rare Pussy Bone

kill the shift manager in your brain

you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you'll relax

...ok but what if the shift manager is actually right

you are a minor so i will say this with absolute confidence as an adult: there is not a single time on the history of this planet that a shift manager has ever been right. and more seriously, in this metaphor: treating yourself like shit for not being productive doesn't actually make you more productive. it makes you treat yourself like shit.