Just Jamie

in between a thousand and one kisses by elumish, ilya/shane & centaurs, 1.7k     Yes, Shane is like the sun come down to earth, but for hockey. Yes, he married Ilya. Thank you for noticing.

Shoe box by EtoileGarden, ilya/shane & svetlana, 12.2k     He hadn’t meant to keep them. To make it a collection. But the shoe box shoved under his bed, (next to the shoebox full of family and hockey photos, and another box of random memorabilia from his childhood,) had been getting heavier and heavier.

Shane Hollander’s Gay Sex TedTalk for Hayden Pike by isto4u, ilya/shane & hayden, nsfw, 3.8k     Shane and Hayden get drunk together and Shane lets Hayden ask all the nasty questions he’s always had about gay sex.

what happens in vegas by kryptonian, ilya/shane, NSFW, omegaverse, 7.1k     “You are in heat at award show? Why would you hide this? Why would you not call out sick? Are you—are you insane? You care this much about trophy?”

Bet On It by Airuna, ilya/shane & hayden & voyageurs & bears, 7.8k wip     JayJason @Youdon’tknowme ‘Losing a bet’ would have let them get away with so much, though… Like why are you at your rival's game? I lost a bet. Why are you wearing your rival's jersey? I lost a bet. Why are you hanging out together? I lost a bet. Why are you making him breakfast in bed? I lost a bet.

Ilya's Weird and Wonderful (Canadian) Playlist by WatermelonTuesdays, ilya/shane & ryan/fabian & david & wyatt & troy/harris & dykstra & cast, 10.5k     A 6 + 1 with six of Ilya's experiences with Canadian music, and one experience with Russian music. Featuring a LOT of Canada-isms.

animal by makemegentle, ilya/shane & cast, nsfw, suicidal ideation/themes, 3k     On the way home from dropping Sveta off at the airport, Ilya thinks about killing himself.

A League of His Own by Promised_ivy, ilya/shane (& background shane/other & ilya/other) & nhl cast, 11.1k     Shane Hollander comes out as gay after a video of him talking to Rose Landry is leaked the week before he has to go to All-Stars 2017. Shane is not going to let a bunch of homophobes scare him. Although, as Ilya Rozanov is starting to figure out, they might not be as homophobic as they all seem...

the proposal by UglyGreenJacket, ilya/shane & cast, 5.9k     Ilya: I think Shane is going to break up with me. Bood: I’m sorry…what? Hayes: You think Shane Hollander is going to break up with you? Hayes: Shane Hollander. Hayes: The Shane Hollander who learned Russian for you? Bood: The Shane Hollander who drives back and forth from Montreal any chance he gets to see you?

boring? never heard of it by noisehues, ilya/shane, NSFW, 3.5k     Shane shouldn't care about what the Centaurs have to say about sex life years into marriage. They say it's normal for it to get boring, and he can't help but disagree with how far from the truth that statement is. Until he sees Ilya laughing with Haas about it. That's when he starts to spiral. or: Shane thinks Ilya finds their sex life boring. Ilya thinks he's insane. They fuck about it.

toss and turn without me, boy by sterica, ilya/shane, nsfw, 4.2k     Shane and Ilya start sleeping over. It still takes them years to figure everything out. Or, 5 times Shane & Ilya have illicit sleepovers and 1 time they realise they can have nights like this for the rest of their lives.

"Why did I say that?" and other unhelpful 3AM ponderings by aimee_s, ilya/shane & scott/kip & carter, 1.2k     "I’d show up for any dude who’s that brave." Carter Vaughn has never said anything homophobic in regards to Shane Hollander. He even sent him a message of support after him and his now-husband got outed. Knowing that doesn't really help right now, though.

Antipathy by AC91, ilya/shane & david/yuna, 9.7k     Yuna can’t help it. There’s just something about Ilya Rozanov that rubs her the wrong way.

Yuna Hollander Figures It Out by beautifulduckweed, ilya/shane & yuna, nsfw, 2.1k     Yuna is waiting for her son to finally come out and tell the truth: that he's in love with his teammate and best friend of the last eight years, Hayden Pike.

Frottage at the Cottage by dntat, ilya/shane & wyatt & hayden/jackie & david/yuna, NSFW, 17.1k     5 times Ilya tries to fuck his husband, and 1 time he actually does.

Little Brother by fandom_commitment_issues, ilya(/shane) & alexei, 4.3k     Leaving after his father's funeral is the last time Ilya plans to be in Moscow. Alexei comes to say goodbye.

#OneGoalDoesNotBuiltACareer by Airuna, ilya/shane & hayden & troy/harris & bears & centaurs, 9.8k     But Ilya’s not here. And Shane is bored. Or. Shane spends a post game interview explaining that his husband is the best captain in the league and accidentally starts a hashtag.

on tuna melts and first names by UglyGreenJacket, ilya/shane & centaurs, 2.8k     “Today,” he says loudly. “Today, I will tell you about the time Shane got jealous because Tro–” “NO, Ilya,” Shane interrupts him, and Ilya greatly enjoys watching Troy’s head snap towards Shane, who glows like a freshly picked tomato. And that’s fine, really. Being Shane Hollander’s husband means he has so much material to work with. “Okay, well, what about the time you bought us a sex building?” he asks, and barely gets the sentence out before Zane Boodram makes a loud exclamation.

Breaking News: Your Mutual Is Ilya Rozanov by thingcalledlove, ilya/shane & harris, 1.4k     Ilya sends out a tweet...from the wrong account.

afraid, yes, but by spelling__bee, ilya/shane & david/yuna & irina & svetlana & galina, NSFW, suicidal ideation/themes, 14k     This was what tended to scare Shane the most, when Ilya was unwell: the gradual loss of him, despite being physically there. He would go quiet, blank, slow to speak and slow to respond, nothing like the pulse of intense energy and liveliness that sparked in him at his baseline. Shane missed him, when he was away in that place. It was not a place Ilya could always describe, and it was not somewhere Shane could rescue him from, or even join him in for company. So Shane waited, every time, for him to come back. He always came back. That was the only relief in it.

the tricks out of our sleeves by outherenow, ilya/shane & scott/kip & cliff & bears, NSFW, 54.8k wip     “Is Boston even interested.” Ilya scoffs at him like Shane is an idiot. “Is sky blue? Is water wet? Is English stupid language? Yes, Hollander, of course we want best player in the league.” Ilya mutters more in disgruntled Russian and Shane gets up off the couch to Google Russian lessons on his ipad while continuing their conversation. Or, a Shane goes to Boston story.

Centaur of Attention by MeesterHollander, ilya/shane & hayden & cast, 10.6k     The missing scene before TLG where Ilya gets traded to Ottawa, and Hayden starts to get suspicious. Set before "Dinner with Hayden"

lost in translation by constellaetions, ilya/shane & hayden & anya & cast, NSFW, 19.2k wip     Ilya Rozanov has a gift. He can speak to animals, which has earned him an incredibly successful career as a pet psychic, and far too much information about what people do when they think their pets aren’t watching. Shane Hollander has a problem. His cat, Pork, is permanently miserable. After exhausting every sensible option, Shane turns to the supernatural for assistance. After their first appointment, Pork grows visibly happier - his cat’s found a hobby and renewed sense of purpose for achieving his only goal: to destroy Ilya for good.

Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Idea by niinis, ilya/shane, nsfw, 5.6k     “Just stick your dick in. Make it fit. Can you do that?”

Access by AC91, ilya/shane & hayden/jackie & david/yuna & j.j., nsfw, 7.8k     Shane makes some changes to protect his privacy. People notice. *5+1 of Shane establishing his boundaries. AU where Shane and Ilya were never caught at the cottage.

enforcer by @moonlitsgarden

Summary:

Ilya knows there is a thing about himself he has to always keep hidden in the deepest recesses of his body, behind his molars and in his core. He thinks Shane Hollander might be the same, except the thing about him he cannot hide.

Ilya Rozanov is the biggest hockey talent of his generation. So is Shane Hollander.

But over the years Ilya notices that the vicious media and the clamouring fans and some of his more foul-mouthed teammates treat Hollander differently than any other hockey player.

everything that kills me (makes me feel alive) by asocialconstruct

Summary:

The photo is blurry, timestamped 2:17 AM, but there's no mistaking Ilya Rozanov walking into Shane Hollander's building the night Boston wins in Montreal.

By morning, it's everywhere.

--

For five years, they've been careful. But one fan with a camera phone unravels it all, and suddenly Shane and Ilya have to answer questions about what they are besides rivals. Shane's team wants him to deny everything. Ilya's family demands the same.

Canon divergence where the secret comes out three years early, and Shane and Ilya have to decide if what they have is real under intense media pressure. Set right before the tuna melt game would have happened.

NEW for a split sec, I was a train wreck by Anonymous

Summary:

Never mind the next two weeks, the next eight hours stretched endlessly in front of him. He had no idea how to occupy his time. His house was basically empty, which sounded sad but was really a good thing, evidence he’d built himself the life he wanted – where he always had something to do, outside and with other people. Ilya had been restless for as long as he could remember, had never been able to sit still. He’d gotten in trouble for it as a kid at the dinner table and he got in trouble for it as a full grown man on the team bus. He’d gotten in trouble for it when the doctors had been trying to take the x-ray, his leg jumping without his permission.

Ilya gets injured, stops leaving the house, loses his mind, learns to read tarot, and sends Shane Hollander a lot of photos.

from the cold by stammiviktor

Summary:

It’s winter in Ottawa and Ilya has hunkered down in his big, empty mansion to weather a nasty flu. Then his phone buzzes.

— Guardian™ Security Alert: Movement detected at front door

— (1) Missed Call: Yuna Hollander

Or: The Hollanders have a new son to take care of. Ilya has no idea what’s going on.

Gold Rush by joannabobanna

Summary:

It’s usually on nights like tonight, when sleep evades him, that the worry starts to creep in.

Because what about a year from now when the Centaurs have just barely eked through another season with the barest handful of wins and the Voyageurs have won themselves yet another cup? Or in three years from now, when Shane is closer to his forties than his twenties, and he realizes that his entire list of carefree, youthful romps with his preferred gender is made up of one nervous fumble with Mexico top and Hollywood blowjob guy each and then all the years with Ilya?

And somehow, somewhere between the inky darkness of Ilya’s sleepless night and the bright, early morning trip back home to Ottawa, Ilya resolves to propose...an arrangement.

Because what did it matter if Shane had meaningless sex with other men as long Ilya held his heart, right? And if it preserved Shane’s happiness in the long term…if it kept the already delicate Jenga tower of factors that dictated their relationship from finally toppling over…then it was the obvious choice.

Right?

Or the one where Ilya proposes opening up their relationship: a deep dive on that one scene in chapter twenty-one of the The Long Game.

Holding Patterns by thecouchsofa

Summary:

“Do you want to know how it feels?”

Shane let his hand fall back to the couch. He pushed himself up onto his elbows and lifted a brow at Rozanov. “What – holding the Cup? You’ve already made that joke once.”

“No.” Rozanov’s fingers encircled Shane’s wrist and then he was pulling Shane’s hand between his legs.

Or: Shane tops.

i can take a little bit more by bee_slut

Summary:

It starts out like a good night would. Shane pressing him against their bedroom wall, kissing alongside his jaw and his neck, it’s usually an indicator of when a good time is about to turn even better.

Except.

Today has been…off.

Ilya Rozanov vs. Canadian Vocabulary by Honeybees_n_flowers

Summary:

“You named your coin after the stupid wolf bird?”

“I didn't. The country did, I guess. I don't know, I never really thought about it.” He paused for a second, then smirked. “A two dollar coin is called a toonie.”

Or: Four times Ilya Rozanov thought a Canadian word was stupid, and one time he was on Canada's side.

i see you, i know you, i love you by allapologies

Summary:

"Whose dick was Hollander gonna fuck her with anyway?” O'Connell says.

“What’d you mean?” the other guy asks.

“Asian dick, man.” O’Connell pinches his forefinger and thumb together. “No fucking chance that thing is big enough.”

Is plenty big, Ilya nearly says, before catching the tip of his tongue between his teeth.

is it the same for you? by notwritinganovel

Summary:

Shane releases what feels like his first exhale in forever—Ilya Rozanov, taken out by the common flu. Not ignoring him. Not ending anything. Still, the knot in his chest doesn’t ease completely with the vision of Ilya unwell and alone in Shane’s head.

JANE

Are you at your house?

LILY

Where else, Jane?

JANE

Don’t fall asleep. I’ll be there soon. 

LILY

No, am sick. I told you. 

JANE

I heard you. I’ll be there soon.

Or, Ilya’s sick and Shane wants, and wants, and wants.

Learning Curve by AutumnFoxed

Summary:

The first thing Ilya’s brain processed was the text in the search bar.

normal amount of touching while watching a movie

how to initiate intimacy without being awkward

is asking “is this okay” too much

Shane accidentally leaves his laptop open. Ilya discovers an extensive Google search history on how to be a good boyfriend.

Ilya conducts a very thorough performance review.

Little More Close by maplesalad

Summary:

“Okay. You want to say no, you want to fight me. Pretty boy, all alone in his glass house. You want me to force you?”

He didn’t need Shane to answer, really; Shane was fully hard against Ilya’s thigh and pink under his freckles. But it was best to be direct about these things. And he wanted to hear Shane say it, anyway.

“I—yeah. Make me. Is that too weird?”

The Long Way Home by kooksie

Summary:

Shane can’t stand his college roommate and teammate, Ilya Rozanov. Can’t stand his arrogance and his messiness and his constant sleeping around.

But then the entire team, Shane included, welcomes their families to campus for Parents Weekend.

And Shane also can’t stand that Ilya is alone.

NEW lover of the russian queen by satorussuguru

Summary:

Ilya cannot help the wide smile that breaks out across his face. "You ran here," he says, reaching out to smooth Shane's rumpled clothes, fingers working the chewed-up hoodie string free from his mouth while he sits very still and watches Ilya with wide eyes. "Across many states and up four flights of stairs—where are your grandma candies?—to ask if I have secret baby.”

loving this body by beetlesandstars, kryptonian

Summary:

Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.” 

Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”

“I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.” 

“Rozanov–” 

“Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”

OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic. 

the lucky one by beetlesandstars

Summary:

Tomorrow, he'll call Shane and apologise. He'll fix what he broke. He doesn't want Shane to be angry at him anymore. 

He doesn’t remember swerving to avoid a merging truck. 

He also doesn’t remember hitting the tree.

Or: Ilya gets into a car accident. Shane is there to pick up the pieces.

magnolia & heartache by magicjohnson

Summary:

“When did you start feeling like this? Did it come out of nowhere or you think something happened?” she asks.

“It started in Detroit in December, last year. I do not remember it from games in Vancouver and Edmonton before that.”

“Do anything out of the ordinary then?”

“No, I do not—” he comes to a complete stop, and Ash walks ahead of him for a few steps before turning.

“What? What is it?”

The picture swirls in front of him like vibrant water colours splashing on a canvas. Cliff beckons him over to where he and Victor are perched on their bikes, and Victor holds his phone out to him. The headline is clear: Is Rose Landry dating MLH star Shane Hollander?

A pit forms in Ilya’s stomach, cramping uncomfortably as if carved with a rusted knife, and distantly he recalls feeling the same way back in December.

There is no fucking way that’s been the problem.

or, hot off the press from my tl after episode 4: ‘ilya is the first alpha to go through rejection sickness’

morality clause by canadadry

Summary:

Morals Clause: A contract provision that may be used in endorsement, spokesperson, and similar agreements to give the advertiser the right to terminate the deal, seek damages, or remove branding if the individual engages in actions bringing disrepute, scandal, or negative attention, protecting the brand's image and financial interests.

Yuna does her research—apparently, a morals clause is common, in contracts like this.

It bothers her, a little, how vague it is, but ultimately, she doesn’t see an issue with it—at least, not really.

Shane is many things, and she is so, so excited to see how much more he becomes… but, for all of the many things she imagines in his future, she doesn't think he's capable of doing anything that could be accurately described as scandalous.

She's wrong.

NEW 911, Jackie speaking by camiii

Summary:

“Jackie?” Shane’s question cuts through the silence, and Jackie winces at the frantic rasp of his voice.

“Right here, honey.” She tries to keep her voice light, wrapping her hand around Hayden’s wrist and meeting his worried gaze over the phone. “What’s going on?”

“I need your help.” Shane croaks out. “They called, but they won’t - I need to know if he’s okay, but they won’t tell me.” The end of his sentence disappears in something so close to a sob it makes something in Jackie’s chest freeze over.

no one noticed by residentrookie

Summary:

It's the night of the Boston vs Montreal game, and Shane Hollander isn't letting whatever illness he's contracted stop him from getting out on the ice, no matter how sick he actually is. Ilya Rozanov, it seems, is the only person who notices.

Whatever that means.

Off day by mareastralis

Summary:

Ilya knows he has to get up, soon, but he doesn't feel up to the task today. Shane notices.

The only one who's getting me (Don't call me, just text me) by gossipdaddy

Summary:

Drunk Ilya decides to call Shane.

Our Captain, Their Problem by Bruja_oscura

Summary:

Ilya Rozanov has a "tiny car accident" (his words). Shane Hollander has a full-scale, system-shutdown panic attack about it. Meanwhile, a horrified Hayden is praying for someone to throw him in a lake and tell him that this is all just a big joke, or maybe for a meteor strike; he is really not picky. J.J., on the other hand, is trying to bleach the image of his sweet captain making out with Ilya fucking Rozanov from his brain.

It's a very normal day for the Montreal Canadiens.

Pike Children to the Rescue by Skaboom

Summary:

When Hayden misinterprets Shane having a panic attack on the phone, he decides that nothing could help Shane calm down cheer up like a surprise visit from his best friend and four very adorable, very loud children.

or

Hayden thinks Shane is having a panic attack during their phone call while Ilya is blowing him, and proceeds to drag his children to the cottage to surprise Shane, only to find Ilya Rozanov is already there. Hayden finds out about them, and has to reconcile his hate for Ilya with his affinity for his best friend.

please leave a message by Ravenesta

Summary:

Sarah

Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.

Jackie

Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.

Jackie has added Lily to the conversation

Lily

what

what is this

Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.

r/OmegaHelpDesk: Nesting Advice Needed by inexpiate

Summary:

r/OmegaHelpDesk:

Nesting Advice Needed

u/gingerale_slick24: How do I ask my alpha for his clothes without sounding needy? I’m nesting. Pre-heat is kicking my ass. Burner account because he found my main. Fucking asshole.

Shane Hollander's Reddit History by leaveittome

Summary:

r/Bottoms First Time Bottoming… Shane_Hollander24: 7 years ago

shaneswood: 2 days ago

ur telling me shane hollander has been on reddit this whole time talking about bottoming and we only JUST found out?

a simple case of mistaken identity by LiarsandThieves22

Summary:

"What could Hollander possibly need with Boston social media lady?” Rozanov asked.

“Shane’s in love with her,” Hayden said.

Rozanov’s face did something very weird.

--

Or: after becoming a bit obsessed with solving the Mystery of Boston Lily, Hayden thinks he finally has it figured out. She must work for the Boston Raiders. Now all he has to do is find her next time he's in Boston and tell her that her and Shane shouldn't have to hide their relationship.

Problem is, the only person he can find is Ilya Rozanov, and Rozanov is being a real dick about the whole thing.

NEW Sinking While Swimming by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle

Summary:

“Maybe you don't have to-”

“Uh-uh. No backtracking now.” Hayden pointed a finger at him. “If you tell Shane, fantastic. Would love that, quite frankly, but until you do, I want those goddamn pictures, Rozanov. Am I clear?” Ilya wanted to make some quip about Pike trying to get a different kind of picture out of him, but given the circumstances... He just nodded. “Good. My kids tragically love the fuck out of you, so figure this out.” Ilya nodded again. “Alright then.”

Silence followed. Ilya eventually got up, and Hayden awkwardly walked him to the door.

“Ilya,” he said, surprising him with the first name. “I know what I say doesn’t particularly matter, and I am mainly just a fail-safe for this situation, but…” He opened the front door and clicked his tongue. “For what it’s worth, you’re a good guy and don’t deserve the shit your brain apparently puts you through.”

"I'm a married man, Pike."

Or

Ilya’s depression shifts into some self-harming tendencies, despite how well he can justify most of it. An unexpected cavalry comes together.

(AKA I found a story filled with sex and decided to hone in on my other favorite things: mental health and complex family dynamics)

something you can fix by some1_around

Summary:

Maybe if the video ended there, Shane thought, it would be okay. Okayish. Still incriminating. Still a fucking disaster. Still embarrassing, to have his breakup with this beautiful actress filmed and disseminated on Reddit of all fucking places, but not a nail in his coffin, burying him alive. But the video didn’t end there.

“Can I ask if you’ve ever been with another guy?” she had to ask.

And he, tears visible in his eyes, had to nod.

Just once. Just a single nod.

Why did he have to nod?

“Have you ever told anyone that before?” He shook his head. “Was it different? With a guy?”

“Of course.”

Of course.

“Was it better?”

“Yes.”

+++

Shane’s conversation with Rose is secretly recorded. Months later, after the All-Star game and Ilya’s confession in Russian, the video gets leaked online. Shane is outed to the world while Ilya is in Russia, and must now finish the 2016-2017 season with the entire world in on his secret.

the soviet montage by pressuretoparty

Summary:

"You have to come to the locker room. Now."

Shane frowns. Holds up his notebook. "I'm busy."

"Forget that, man. It's all over the news. Ilya Rozanov has just defected from the Soviet Union."

Red Army superstar Ilya Rozanov defects from the Soviet Union. A Cold War-era hockey au

spectrum by Adrenochrome

Summary:

A study on how Shane Hollander exhibits signs of autism.

or;

Five times Ilya didn't pick up on the signs and one time he did.

Strip It Down by inexplicablymine

Summary:

Ilya can’t believe his eyes. There is a huge twenty-foot-tall photo of his— of Shane Hollander in a pair of Calvin Klein briefs giving the camera his “come fuck me” look.

Or, Shane does a Calvin Klein campaign, Ilya has feelings about it.

NEW Sun in an empty room by theaa (WIP)

Summary:

Shane wanted to hold Ilya’s hand. He wanted to touch something that wasn’t the edge of the exam table, which he currently had in a white-knuckled grip, fingers curled around the edge. Ilya was worried, and Shane had made a mistake in banishing him, and he felt bad about that, and about the oddly sympathetic way the doctor was looking at him. Shane had never felt comfortable being pitied.

“My knee’s fucked,” Shane continued, a little more flatly; under control. It’s what he’d suspected deep down, after all. “And so I can’t play hockey. I’m done.”

they say it's my fault but I want (him) so much by HR (blankjournals)

Summary:

He needs to move, maybe get Rozanov’s attention before he loses his nerves.

And then the room tilts. His vision narrows, red light smearing into pink and white streaks. Shane staggers. The beer slips from his fingers. It shatters, foam splashing his shoes, glass skittering away. His knees give out like someone kicked him, and his hands shoot forward to hold himself upright.

His left palm lands in broken glass, though he doesn't feel it. What he notices is the certainty that everyone sees, that they can smell him—something sour and wrong. His scent, despite patches and care, has turned exposed.

OR: What if we took the club scene from episode 4 and had Shane collapse from experiencing Omega Rejection Syndrome after seeing Ilya dancing with someone else?

Til They Retire Your Number by technicallyverycowboy

Summary:

They lapse back into a comfortable silence. Shane looks at Ilya as he is and thinks about Ilya as he was at seventeen, smoking in the back of a Saskatchewan parking lot. The image is almost unbearably tender for Shane, where his own seventeen year old thrill at seeing Ilya Rozanov meets all the things Shane knows about that lonely boy now.

Shane thinks: Do you love number 81 more than you love this man?

"Hey," Ilya says, brushing his knuckles over Shane's cheek. "Whatever I do, I will be there when you come home."

Ilya decides to retire. Shane is very normal about it.

u might want to get tested by toomuchplor

Summary:

Lily: U might want to get tested

Jane: Hilarious. Fuck you.

===

Set in the liminal situationship timeline between episodes 3 and 4.

United Front by kooksie

Summary:

After Russia crashes and burns at the Olympics, six months pass where Ilya cuts Shane out completely, refusing to answer his texts. So when they both get booked for yet another ad campaign, Shane arrives on set with a strict plan to ignore Ilya entirely.

But then he learns the premise of the entire campaign: making fun of Ilya’s English.

It will take a lot for Shane to forgive him, sure. It won’t take nearly as much for Shane to stand up for him.

we'll be afraid of nothing by satorussuguru

Summary:

“Game is over,” he says. “You won. I lost. I was annoying. Normal.”

“That’s not—” Shane starts, then stops, because he actually doesn't know how to finish that thought without sounding like an idiot. His jaw works, teeth grinding together.

That's not what I meant. That's not the point. You said I was boring and you were right and I need you to say it again so I know where I stand, so I know what you think of me, so I can stop waiting for the other shoe to drop.

He settles for: “You were kind of an asshole.”

Well, That Happened by Franks22

Summary:

“Jesus Christ.” Shane says with feeling.

“Mm, Jesus Christ.” Ilya Rozanov’s voice pipes up behind him.

“Oh god.” Shane says with feeling.

“Yes. Oh god.” Ilya Rozanov’s voice pipes up from behind him.

“Oh shit. Holy fucking shit.” Shane says, swaying a little where he stands. “Am I dying?”

“Pretty sure is panic attack. Place head between knees.”

It was placing his head between knees that got them into this predicament in the first place.

Or

How far can Shane spiral after accidentally bonding with his hockey rival?

Apparently, quite a bit.

white collar crimes by Anonymous

Summary:

So Shane Hollander is, how do you say in English, a dirty little thief. A clothing thief, to be precise. Ilya can't say he saw that coming, but he also can't pretend he's all that mad about it.

His shirt looks good on his Shane. On Shane. On Hollander.

Right. His shirt looks good on Hollander.