Borrow A Biscuit

Is it illegal to launder legal money? Like what if I open 2 laundromats and launder the money from one through the other?

Everything was going great until I took one sharp turn. I lost all my fries to the floor. But don’t worry I did eat a couple handfuls off the floor.

Has anyone tried fishing out of the water? Cause I think you could catch a deer if you put some food on a sting in the woods.

I love consuming unclothed Cheetos. Plus it better without the artificial coloring.

The buzzing in my pocket is not my phone. It is my pocket bees.

I just ate 40 bagel bites in one sitting. I wish I had more.

I want a sandwich. Does anyone here have the political power to make this dream of mine come true?

Today I finally got to hear a real British person say bottle of water and I’ve never felt such joy in my life.

I almost dropped my hotdog. I don’t think I’ll ever emotionally recover from this.

Fish dipped in milk and ranch.