Can't do epic shit with basic people.

Getting a dog is basically agreeing to be devastated in 10-15 years in exchange for temporary happiness boost.

I need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half

If somebody catches you masturbating and you stop, you’re the weird one for getting caught, but if you get caught masturbating and you keep going, THEY’RE the weird ones for watching.

Nearly remembering something is sometimes worse than not remembering at all.

a massive fuck you to everyone who doesn’t give a fuck about the bassist in their favorite band

You are to yourself what your thoughts are, but you are to others what your actions are.

The worst part of getting older is the slow loss of respect for certain family members you once admired.