This… this is what lightning magic is supposed to be like.

I’m the “wow”

Dude said chill out 😂

bruh the lady closed the window AND locked it 😂😂😂

“I ain’t got no box cutter or nothing” 😭😭😭

*clicks page 2 of google search results* the deep web

whose idea was it to end this show

SMALL TALK TIP FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE SMALL TALK: Ask people if they have any pets. This is light and impersonal enough to offend no one. People who have pets are usually pretty excited to talk about them and show off pictures, so there’s a good chance that you will be looking at kitties and doggos. People who don’t have pets will usually talk about the pets they wish they had, or have had in the past. People who neither have nor want pets are pretty rare.

It’s a neutral topic to talk about but be prepared for the weirdest shit. I once spent an hour listening to a financial manager who kept tropical velvet earthworms

aren’t those the guys from scrubs?