bmo!

Thinking about the time i was in the back of a car giggling my ass off and cuddling with a dude showing him my favorites on gallery and i spaced out for a moment while swiping. i tune back in to reality. what am i letting replay on a bright screen? a screen recording of a video a man sent me of him groping his boobs. over and over. i gasp. i ask him if he saw that and he said what. dont play with me did you see that or not. still dont know if he indeed saw me zoning out over man boobies he ghosted me for another girl

I'll have to go when my Bmo goes, she's scared of unfamiliar places.

I just found out Kaitlin Bennett is my half 3rd cousin my life is ruined

I have so much love waiting for the perfect s/o, i hope any potential people will know that

i use to fantasize abt the box head guy in LMFAO's group of dudes dancing

unfortunately i do not like younger me at all its good that they suffered, they carelessly threw away a literal container with 50+ mini perfume samples that wouldve been like $2500 in value. that is unforgiveable and it actually haunts me some days when i look at my little table corner of minis and the back of my mind whispers how much more fruitful and plump my collection could have been.

If God is real then why did he give me pseudotumor cerebri when my life long dream was to be an alcoholic

i have a life long fantasy of being a designer and finally displaying my works on the runway but the opening models are in ballroom style clothes and they embrace eachother hand in hand and walk with a strut down the runway, the male model spinning the female model to the front at the end to display my work and they go back to embracing, spinning while walking back into the back of the curtain

Dress to Impress add in jojo poses and my life is yours.

started screaming and spazzing out when he texted how in the hell do i get any play

im such a laughing girl thats where all my tits went i laughed em off