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“Happy birthday Barney Calhoun-“ “oh it’s Barneys birthday-“ no it isn’t. It’s just the day blueshift came out. His real birthday is June 28th. He’s a fucking cancer. Get it right.

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Gordon Freeman's original PC model vs his Dreamcast model
Console exclusive packer
PC Gamer - June 2004 cover
old half life magazines (1/3)
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Half Life Magazine Archive Masterpost
Just sharing this video because I haven’t seen it on hl tumblr yet
Transcript:
So, what’s your favorite PC game?
NO not Quake
I’m talkin’ about HALF LIFE-
MEDIC
I had to spread this, I can’t stop reciting it while I’m going through daily life

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I remember reading one of the first-ever articles on the original Half Life before it ever came out how dramatically the author hyped up an enemy he didn’t know the official name of, so he called it “the lamp from hell” and swore that the way it kills your player was (I’m quoting as closely as I can remember) “the most disturbing imagery ever, EVER!!!! BURNED into a GAMING DISC!!!!” I know every enemy from Half Life by now, even having never played it, and I still have no idea what this guy was talking about. He distinctly mentioned the Barnacle somewhere else, so he wasn’t thinking of the Barnacle. It’s just a mystery.
Maybe he just got SO excited by Half Life he got confused and thought his lamp was in the game, plus when he looked over at it, it was killing a guy????????
So I just found the article, and it clarifies nothing. I remembered it almost exactly right:
….But the author already shows and describes the barnacles, the one thing I thought might be closest to a “lamp” with any notably unpleasant killing method. He extensively describes the head crabs and the tentacle, too. He says he doesn’t want to spoil what the “lamps” are really called but that the way they kill you is so terrible, we will “know it when we see it?!”
It’s not the tentacles…he specifies them too in the very next line!
Was nobody gonna tell me about the Half-Life Weezer guitars
small detail, but according to a halflife2.net interview from 2004, gordon weighs 85 kg or 187 pounds (suit included)
GORDON WEIGHS FUCKING NOTHING
GMR Magazine #25 reviews Half-Life 2
DC-UK Magazine Issue #16, December 2000 - Hah, here’s a fun one – it’s a review for Half-Life on the Dreamcast! Yes, the version which never actually came out. It was complete, but they decided not to distribute it.
Follow oldgamemags on Tumblr for more awesome scans from yesteryear!

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half life 2 holiday edition boxart i came across on ebay
oh where... is my crowbar...
Half-Life 2 - Face Models
Alyx Vance - Jamil Mullen
Barney Calhoun - Scott Lynch
Eli Vance - Larry “The Count” Heard
Isaac Kleiner - Ted Cohrt
apprently i just learned of this single photo of half life 2 bottled water which was most likely given out during E3 2004, and its the only image we have of it since the original site it came from got lost and never archived
back to posting obscure content since i found some more, some early promo art for alyx showing an earlier design

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some promo teaser art for the mac version of half life 2 which i really like
thinking abt this early prototype blue shift cover where barney has 6 fingers