beauty

ahhhh 😊🌸🌸!!! they're adorable, thanks for allowing me to be shined with beautiful art today ☺️.

sorry i saw your boyfriend out on the counter so i put him in the fridge for you. no yeah he’s fine i just didn’t want him going bad. yeah he’ll reheat fine in the microwave.

unfortunately i think a banjo player could lure me to my death like my own little southern gothic siren song

what the fuck do you mean “overstimulated” I acted like that because I absorbed all the noises and stress and textures from the grocery store because I’m an empath

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

here is my life philosophy: next week there might be someone ahead of you in line at the store who’s short a quarter and you have a quarter and you can give it to them. if you weren’t there, they’d have to put something back. the week after that you could be getting lunch and the waiter might ask if you want some pancakes someone else ordered and never picked up. you could find someone’s lost cat. you could watch someone’s bag while they go to the restroom. there are so many ways you are going to touch other people’s lives and they are going to touch yours and there’s no way to know when it’s going to happen. so you have to keep living!!! i wouldn’t want to die knowing that tomorrow the barista will give me free oat milk just to be nice. 

you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday

happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday

it's fucking friday

happy woke up thinking it was wednesday sunday but it was actually fucking friday tuesday

restaurant with a lobster tank and a warning sign that reads DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THEIR EYES and when the waiter comes and asks you which lobster you want you notice one looking right at you and you blink and suddenly youre looking at yourself from inside of the tank and see yourself stand up and start snapping your hands like claws

is everything okay man i couldn't help but notice you've been hesitant to say anything beautiful and true lately

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

There are plenty of perils to “monetize your hobbies” but I think the aspect that scares me the most is that you are now agreeing to be yelled at.

And I'm not trying to be like "no one is ever allowed to criticize me I'm an uwu smol bean" but I do mean the idea of pouring out my whole heart into a piece of art and then being expected, required, to take it lying down like a dog if someone rips it to absolute shreds is, honestly, rather terrifying.

I do not agree with veganism as a moral standard. If it is your personal moral stance, that is fine. If you think humans eating meat is inherently immoral, I don’t want to deal with you, you’re hopeless. Vegan ideology behaves more like a sect of evangelical Christianity than a dietary choice.

Veganism is better for the environment, but claiming that it's a morally superior choice ignores cultural and economic factors that make people eat animal products.

It is not inherently better for the environment. That is the thing. When you begin trying to explain that local, sustainably sourced animal protein is better for the environment than imported plant proteins that are farmed 3,500 miles away using slave labor, they start tuning you out. Down is better for the environment than polyester stuffing, leather is better for the environment than pleather. We should work on making animal agricultural practices more sustainable instead of trying to shame everyone into eating plant products that are also farmed unethically and unsustainably.