!Boots N Bombs!

"ATTENTION MAGGOTS. THIS IS OUR UH-"

"Ask blog.."

"ASK BLOG. YOU MAY ASK US ANYTHING!"

"Alright Lad, lemme take it from 'ere.. Evenin' laddies and lassies! M' the Demoman over at RED and this 'ere is th' soldier over at BLU, we're a couple a... friends, who made this blog thingy!"

OUT OF CHARACTER:

This is a BLU Soldier x RED Demoman ask blog/rp blog! They don't know they're in love yet. You can ask them literally anything or just roleplay, I don't bite! Solly might.

This is my first time making a blog like this, so please be patient with my dyslexic self! I'll try my best to write them well, I love these two goobers so much. <3

I am an adult, I'm fine with suggestive asks and stuff like that, just nothing nasty that would be on a basic DNI list!

Red text = Demoman

Blue text = Soldier

TAGS:

#mod yaps - out of character, talking, or answering mod questions

#boots ask - Asks towards Soldier

#bombs ask - Asks towards Demo

#boots n bombs ask - Asks towards both

#boots n bombs yap - Them interacting with each other outside of asks

"M' drinkin' the lead away.." Demo says before taking a large swig from a bottle, he will not survive lead poisoning sober.

m/a, soldiers got alcohol poisoning and demoman has lead poisoning 😁😁😁😁 100 dollars guys!

"ALCOHOL POISONING IS NOTHING WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH THE TRENCHES OF WA-" Solly is cut off when he falls to the floor, he might be going into liver failure.

"WE ABSOLUTELY WOULD. WHY? ARE YOU OFFERING?" Solly places his hands on your shoulders, he wants that hundred.

"No no no, that is not a good idea Mate. Y' wouldn't survive with m' kidneys and liver.. Besides, a hundred is nothin' compared to what y' already make." Demo quickly places a hand on Solly's shoulder, trying to dismiss him.

(@meet-the-rescue)

“Oh hello there Lass, didn’t know we had a dog.. How’d y’ sniff us out? Oh and.. don’t worry, this is just m’ BLU friend Solly, he won’t bite, right Solly?” Demo smiles and pets the dogs head, eyeing Solly.

You both now have the gay for 10 asks!

-Magic anonon

“How.. how is that bloody possible?” Demo just stares at you confused.

“AS LONG AS I AM STILL AMERICAN!” Solly salutes a non existent flag.

"DEAR GOD. GOOD WORK INFORMANT, DEMOMAN QUICK HIDE!" Solly shouts as he tosses a blanket over Demo.

“I dicovered th’ misunderstanding sometime after, explained everything to Solly n’ told him he was th’ best American soldier I know, I’d never call him a civili-“

“MISS PAULING DOES NOT KNOW.” Solly interrupts, he seems proud of the statement.

“ME. I AM BY FAR MORE AMERICAN AND MORE PATRIOTIC THAN THAT RED COAT WEARING-” Solly continues, he’s on a full on rant about the beauty of America and why he loves it far more than his RED counterpart. He isn’t stopping anytime soon.

"WE ARE BETTER THAN FRIENDS. WE ARE BEST FRIENDS." Solly beams, throwing an arm around Demo's shoulder.