Off-Brand Caprisun

*shows up at your house at 3 am to collect frogs, you wake up and shine a light in my face yelling “scram!” i hiss at you while spitting venom from hidden glands and proceed to hop away*

bones are a disease that my UnitFriend gave me and i cannot get rid of them. soon i will die, but not before my limbs become Flaccid. this is the end lads...

boot is simply jealous of the fact that i can use Minecraft Shaders, in this essay i will-

hey mod juice can you please unblock me I have something important to tell you thank you

i regret taking art the teacher is playing Tacky by Weird Al Yankovic for the 8th time and i cannot handle the shutdown the song forces me into every time i hear it please help

every time i listen to Cavetown my brain releases a five years worth of Serotonin and Dopamine, soon there will be nothing left and i shall become a Husk

isn’t is fun when your gf carries around nail clippers with her wherever she goes to just randomly clip her nails like yeah that’s so fun haha....