Pump it up

I’m girlier than most girls in my class

if you are short and you want to appear taller, just talk very quietly and your friends will just think you’re really far away

have u ever sat in a position so long that u could feel ur heart beating though ur butt 

if i get ignored for more than .04 seconds i can literally feel my insides rotting

how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

if you think im not going to meow at that cat in front of all these people then you are wrong my friend

*taps on your window at 3 AM* wanna talk about John Frusciante

so i got in the shower right and like halfway through the shower i noticed there was a spider in the corner and the first thing out of my mouth was “first of all how dare you”.

I STILL CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OMFG HAHAHA