Man I Should Really Change This From Untitled

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

(bites lip seductively) so like... what would you do if you noticed that the things i crave most are also the things i am most terrified of

yes "if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, i'd probably let him" is an indubitably insane thing to say unprompted about a guy you've known for a few days as well as hideously revealing in ways that you might not want to unpack right now but i think we should consider that rocky also has profound self-worth issues 46 years of isolation in the making and would think absolutely nothing of insisting (not offering) that he will donate one of his hearts to grace if he ever needs a transplant or just feels like he could use a backup and not even because he has four to spare. & he announces this with the tone of someone saying hey man how's it going over grace's morning coffee BTW.

eventually they agree that if grace's heart ever starts failing him rocky can be the one to design and install the pacemaker and rocky is so turned on by the thought that he starts recording grace's heartbeat daily for any irregularities like a metronome

that woman is not his little sister, shes his grown ass adult coworker

also not his daughter

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

really love a corruption arc where the character is trying way too hard to make it work but they're in over their head and it's uncomfortable and embarrassing and they're swallowing their own puke every time they do something awful and damp with sweat and trembling but insistent that they can do this, they want it, they're not a child, but it's like they're playing dressup in clothes that are too big for them and trying to convince their own reflection in the mirror that they fit and it's just no fun to watch at all

+ then they find inside them a capacity for cruelty far more upsettingly vicious than anyone could have imagined and decide that because they enjoy how unafraid it makes them feel for the first time in as long as they can remember it must have been their true nature all along instead of something that had to be starved in the dark until it grew desperate enough to claw its way out 🙂‍↕️

ryland grace the typa dude to find out hes being cheated on and go oh THANK GOD thats over- i mean wow i cant believe you would do that thats uh? kinda hurtful? and wait actually why is SHE mad now what did i do im literally handling this SO well other guys would be yelling and breaking stuff and oh man im so relieved i dont have to do ALL THAT anymore wait maybe she has a point what the fuck is wrong with me.

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

Having a prescription ready at CVS is like being chased in the woods

maternity shirt that says "IM SMOKING FOR 2"