The neurodivergent urge to do this
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The neurodivergent urge to do this

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Does anyone have this picture
But it’s a parody of Master and Commander’s opening title
I swear I have seen this before and I cannot for the life of me find it
This image?
YES
PNG'D! (i didn't know the font so this is taken directly from the image)
+ bonus italian navy vessel
how it feels to refer to men’s “pecs” as their tits
posture check! time to make your posture worse. it can always be worse. you can get shrimpier. inspiration if you need it:

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You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.
Phantom, weak after his escape from the GIW hides in Gotham. He has shrunken his ghost form to try and absorb the ambient ecto more efficiently but it isn't enough to. He will have to revert to his core so he looks for the best hiding place and finds it in the funny looking plush. He settles inside the doll and waits to fall into his core except he doesn't fully fall. He is getting enough ecto, but as long as he doesn't try to use his powers, he can move the doll around even if it's more uncontrolled rolling. He is practiging this when he hears foot steps.
And that's all I got because Danny in Fatson Todd can be:
The batfam mascot that is believed to bring good luck (bullets ricocheted when Steph had the doll in her room) so everyone is stealing him.
The haunted doll that nobody believes is haunted because even Duke says it's normal. Duke did see a ghost but after ensuring Danny wasn't malicious, he enabled the prank because Dick stole his cookie and Alfred didn't make a large batch so he missed out.
Damien's 'imaginary' friend that then ends up saving them and proven real
a lot of people dont care about insect biomass collapse bc when they hear we are losing 2.5% of the insect biomass per year they just imagine the cockroach and housefly population decreasing by that much. they dont realize those are among the only ones that will remain unbothered
shoutout deltarune for being THEEE queer platonic media ever
does this skull belong to a dinosaur? or some other manner of extinct creature?
deathly curious how good the average tumblr user is at distinguishing dinosaur skulls from non dinosaur skulls
howd you do?
100-90%
89-80%
79-70%
69-60%
59-50%
49-40%
39-30%
below 29%
i dont wanna talk about it/results

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if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"
And even aside from that, asking my son why he likes or doesn't like a thing gives me great insight into other foods to try on my very picky eater. But I never even thought about allergies before! Makes so much sense
The Justice league facing a big baddie think they are screwed because Constantine is summoning the ghost king.
Zatanna: our odds aren't looking good but how can you think they will be better with the ghost king?
Constantine: he's been deposed and I got an in with the new guy
Danny: what up step dude Zatanna: step dude?
Danny: yeah. Stepfather is too formal and I already have a dad so step dude
Wonder Woman: how did you get Pandora's blessing?
Danny: is that what that is? I'll have to give her something nice for mother's day. She says hi btw, very proud of her niece so maybe I can get your autograph and make that part of her gift.
The in is Clockwork. I love it when Danny gets a ghost dad and his messy bf to train him. That is good good stuff
me, brilliant: I should toss the vegetables with oil and lemon juice prior to absolutely fucking blasting the air fryer heat custom style
my air quality monitor, minutes later: hey
dpxdc prompt: Dani gets summoned
The idea being, the summoning circle for the Ghost King is not yet calibrated with clones in mind. So it summons Danielle instead.
Instead of correcting this misunderstanding, Dani doubles down and commits to the bit. Oh, where's the Crown of Fire? Ring? Why would she allow the likes of you to see that?
OR straight-faced, completely serious: Of course this green paper crown is the Crown of Fire, it's flammable. Of course the Ring of Rage looks like a normal skull ring, you haven't pissed me off yet.
hell yeah! I never meet any hot chicks in ##USER_CITY##, it’s a total backwater!
take me down to the ##USER_CITY## where the grass is ##COLOUR## and the girls are ##USER_PREFERENCE##

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The Three Categories of Bystanders to a Leverage Scam
Unexpectedly benefit (your evil boss is sent to prison forever, someone deletes $50,000 of medical bills, etc.)
Get punched out because you are in league with evil
Weirdest Day Ever
watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school