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The neurodivergent urge to do this

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you can only reblog this if you're not racist
huge coming from the site who is so against black art that 'tumblr users are afraid of rap' has been a meme for the best part of a decade. You know that yall are 4channers with pronouns right?
addendum: you can only reblog this if you're not racist part 2
addendum: you can
only reblog this if you’re
not racist part 2
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Actually the real reason I transitioned was because my parents joked so many times about returning me to the child store I decided to void the warranty.
Actually the real reason I transitioned was my dad complained about women in golf so much I knew it was a sure fire way to make him stop trying to teach me golf.
Actually the real reason I transitioned was because I'm really supportive of my wife but I wanted to make shopping for their tampons feel less awkward.
Actually the real reason I transitioned was to prove to a point about the ending of the Scottish play to my 8th grade English teacher.
Actually the real reason I transitioned was because slutty shorts for men went out of style and I couldn't give them up.
Have you considered doing standup comedy?
I prefer to sit.
Well then have you considered sit down comedy?
For sure, every time I stand up for open mic night, they says to me "sit back down."
We all know that WattPad's been going down for years. Today, I found out that they've not only gone super censor, but they've also banned anything on rated Lemon and up the Citrus Scale. You wanna know how I found out? A funeral skit on TikTok!
I'm not upset that I found out through a funeral skit. I'm upset that people on Wattpad are going to be bringing their lack of etiquette to Ao3 in a tsunami. I used to read on Wattpad, I know what it's like there. They're going to be bringing in fake rules and comments and opinions that nobody asked for because their feelings got hurt because they didn't like what they read and they have to make it everyone's problem
"you wouldn't want that in real life" yeah i know it's called playing pretend, try to keep up
*walks up to a group of children playing raptor* you wouldn't want to be chased by raptors in real life, i say smugly with my vast knowledge as an Adult.

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being escorted out of town
The criminal has been apprehended
Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
GROND‼️ GROND‼️ GROND‼️ GROND‼️
my younger sister was in an arranged marriage with the older brother of trevor evarts (from smosh), but their father broke the engagement off because he was mad that my family didn’t own our own 10-acre beach property with a pool and boat
I saw a political campaign ad on TV that had been running for 1500 years. The guy in it was running for the Roman Senate.
I love bloodymary so much imagine being trapped in a submarine in a blood ocean and seeing god and then fucking Ryan Gosling shows up to save you
invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

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Deadly egg recall
The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”
The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.
According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.
source: X
Recalled eggs were shipped to foodservice and retail customers in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana. Recalled eggs were available to consumers at Kroger stores in Texas and Louisiana; Brookshire Grocery stores in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana, and other smaller retail and foodservice outlets in these states plus Mississippi and New Mexico.
Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and New Mexico are the currently affected states.
Broooooo why r they shooting off fireworks at 9 on a saturday in MID AUGUST
I think everyone should have infinite fries. like, a bucket. that appears in everyone's room. decanter of endless fries
wouldn’t u get sick of them ?
they're yummy fries
Always hot and fresh?
they're yummy
Deadly egg recall
The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”
The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.
According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.
source: X
Ah dammit, and I was JUST thinking about how nice an omelette sounded
I'm reading a study on how nurses define the term 'drug seeking', and what makes them more likely to put the 'drug-seeker' label on a patient's charts and. well. let me just throw down some quotes
"Needy, unable to cope" (<- you try coping with chronic pain)
"Comfort seeking" (<- you mean.. having a preference for not being in pain.. how criminal)
"Using or trying to obtain drugs on a long-term, chronic base" (<- do you understand what 'chronic pain' means.)
"Asking for pain med then returning to sleep."
"States he’s level 10 pain, but does not appear to be in pain (or ‘5= on appearance)." (<- it is well-known that chronic pain patients tend not to display pain in the same way as acute pain patients)
"Dramatic response to pain" (<- notice how this directly contradicts the comment above. you cannot win)
"Gets IV med, then leaves unit to smoke or walk around" (<- wow requiring medication and then going off to do something you needed pain meds to be able to do is so suspicious)
the article itself put it best when it says: “some comments depict patients trying to apply sound pain management principles, such as continuing to take medication for persistent pain”. no wonder all the other literature on the matter says that women of colour are the most likely group to be labelled drug-seeking. this shit is entirely vibes-based (read: based on the prejudices of nurses and doctors)

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electric eeel at the shedd aquarium ⚡️
He really said :}
Also shedd aquarium my beloved!!!
I feel it should be said how damaging it is to brush off any type of trauma as "not enough."
There's a popular post about how a person who drowned in 6ft of water is just as dead as someome who drowned in 200ft of water. This is true.
But also you can drown in as little as half a cup of water.
And I think this comes from a deep misunderstanding of how DID forms, what counts as "bad enough" trauma to form a system. I myself have had to unwind whether what I've said I've gone through is real, due to how conflated the idea of trauma is in some people's heads.
A child is not as developed as an adult or a teen. What a child views as "too much" for them to cope with or "no support system" to talk to may be completely different to what an adult thinks. The adult may even think that the child is logically incorrect about these things—but that does not change the response the child has.
This is not an excuse to tell people they should go digging for trauma or to tell them unprompted that what they went through is 100% traumatic. I just wanted to make sure anyone who thinks they could have DID / PSTD / OSDD / C-PTSD (or similar) doesn't brush off things that as an adult they think "weren't so bad."
But also you can
drown in as little as half
a cup of water.
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