The neurodivergent urge to do this
we're not kids anymore.
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The neurodivergent urge to do this

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medicine! despite the obstacles, we continue to advance and treat/cure more diseases than ever before. while i wish advertising for GLP1s would die with fire, they truly revolutionized care for people with Type II diabetes. last year they came out with a treatment for Huntington's disease that slows progression significantly (it was previously untreatable). a drug being tested for Alzheimers might be able to regrow teeth??? more and more surgeries are able to be done laproscopically, reducing recovery time significantly (tubal ligation for example). PCOS has been renamed and redefined to Polyendocrine Metabolic Ovarian Syndrome to more accurately reflect the main symptoms (lots of people don't have cysts and thus got dismissed by doctors), and they have a blood test for it now.
frogs! thanks to tumblr's own @markscherz and others, we keep finding new frog species!
treatment for cat kidneys! it's not widely available yet as they complete testing but Japanese researcher Toru Miyazaki has created an injection that can protect cat kidneys, which could let cats that would otherwise die of kidney complications live twice as long. which is a lot of cats, sadly.
Scene: Batcave — 20 Minutes After “Spooky Boy Supreme” Reveal
Danny is back in human form.
Sitting cross-legged on the medical table.
Eating cookies.
Because of course he is.
“…I’m just saying,” he says to no one in particular, “if you’re gonna call me an ‘entity,’ I deserve at least one cool nickname.”
From the computer—
a secure line opens.
Then another.
Then three more.
Bruce didn’t call them.
Which means—
They’re already watching.
Holograms Flicker On
One by one, the Batfamily appears.
Nightwing — already mid-concerned-big-brother face
Red Hood — leaning back like this is about to be entertaining
Red Robin — eyes locked, processing at 300 mph
Oracle — calm, but very focused
Danny waves.
“Hi! Oh wow, there’s more of you.”
Silence.
Collective.
Processing.
Nightwing is first.
“…Bruce,” he says slowly, “why is there a glowing file label next to that kid that says ‘Lazarus-class’?”
Danny perks up. “RIGHT?? I asked the same thing!”
Batman: “We’re still assessing.”
Red Hood leans forward.
“…Define ‘assessing,’ because from where I’m sitting, that looks like ‘you brought home something that crawled out of a pit and gave it cookies.’”
Danny points at him. “Okay, first of all, I did not crawl out of a pit—”
Damian cuts in:
“He is worse.”
Danny gasps. “Wow.”
Tim (Red Robin) Zooms In
Literally.
He enhances the feed.
Pulls up Danny’s scan overlay.
“You’re not just calling him Lazarus-adjacent,” Tim says, voice tight with focus. “His energy signature is stabilized. That’s not possible.”
Danny raises a hand.
“Okay, not to derail the science moment, but I feel like I should be impressed and I don’t know why.”
Tim ignores him.
“He’s not degrading,” Tim continues. “No rage spikes, no neural decay, no dependency cycles—”
Barbara (Oracle) cuts in:
“Which means whatever he is, it’s not a side effect.”
A beat.
“…It’s the base state.”
Silence.
That lands.
Danny slowly lowers his cookie.
“…Okay, that one sounded important.”
Jason (Red Hood) Leans In
Now he’s interested.
Really interested.
“…Kid,” Jason says, “you ever, I don’t know—die and come back wrong?”
Danny brightens instantly.
“Oh! Yeah, that’s literally my whole deal.”
Jason sits up.
“…You’re kidding.”
“Nope.”
“How many times?”
Danny pauses.
“…Define ‘times.’”
Jason grins.
Sharp.
Delighted.
“Oh, I like him.”
Damian: “No.”
Nightwing Tries to Be the Adult
Fails immediately.
“Okay—okay—hold on,” Dick says, rubbing his face. “Let’s back up. Bruce, you’re telling me this kid—”
gestures vaguely at Danny
“—got stabbed multiple times, healed instantly, then turned into a glowing ghost thing, and your solution was to—what—bring him home?”
Danny raises his hand.
“In my defense, I came with snacks.”
Alfred, off-screen:
“And impeccable manners.”
Dick freezes.
“…Alfred’s on his side?”
Batman: “…Yes.”
Dick exhales.
“…We’ve lost him.”
Barbara Takes Control
“Alright,” Barbara says, voice calm, cutting through the chaos. “Danny, right?”
Danny nods. “Yep!”
“Walk me through it. What exactly happens when you ‘transform’?”
Danny perks up.
“Oh! Okay, so—”
Damian: “He does not need to—”
Too late.
Danny’s eyes flash green—
—and in a split second—
he shifts again.
White hair.
Glowing eyes.
Hovering just above the ground.
The Batcave lights flicker.
The feed glitches—
across every screen.
Everyone goes still.
Jason actually leans closer.
“…Oh, that’s—yeah, that’s familiar.”
Tim whispers:
“That’s not Lazarus…”
Barbara, quieter:
“…but it’s close enough to matter.”
Nightwing just stares.
“…Bruce.”
Batman doesn’t respond.
Because he’s watching Danny.
The way the air bends.
The way the cave reacts.
The way something else seems to exist in the same space as him—
layered over reality.
Danny looks at the holograms.
“…Too much?”
The Realization Hits—All at Once
Tim:
“He’s self-sustaining.”
Barbara:
“He’s not reacting to the environment—”
Jason:
“He is the environment.”
Damian:
“He is a liability.”
Danny: “Hey—”
Nightwing:
“He’s a kid.”
Silence.
That one hits differently.
Danny freezes.
Just slightly.
Then—
“…Yeah,” he says, softer.
The glow flickers.
Just a bit.
Jason Breaks the Tension
“…So,” Jason says casually, “does this mean he can’t die, or—”
Danny shrugs mid-air.
“Hasn’t stuck yet.”
Jason nods.
“Yeah, okay, we’re definitely keeping him.”
Damian: “We are not keeping him.”
Jason: “Speak for yourself.”
Batman Finally Speaks
Low.
Final.
“He’s not a weapon.”
That shuts everyone up.
Even Jason.
Even Damian.
Danny blinks.
“…Was that in question?”
No one answers.
Which is an answer.
Batman continues:
“He’s not a resource. Not a tool. Not a solution.”
A beat.
“…And not something Ra’s gets to claim.”
That shifts the room.
Immediately.
Barbara sharpens.
“You think Ra’s knows?”
Batman: “Yes.”
Tim: “…Then we have a problem.”
Jason grins again.
“Correction—we have a fun problem.”
Damian: “You are the only one who finds this enjoyable.”
Danny Floats Down
The glow fades.
He drops back into human form.
Looks around.
“…So, quick summary—am I in danger, or like… extra in danger?”
Nightwing sighs.
“…Both.”
Danny nods.
“Cool. Just checking.”
Final Beat
Alfred steps into frame behind Danny.
Places a hand lightly on his shoulder.
Grounding.
Steady.
“You will not be facing it alone, Master Danny.”
Danny smiles.
Easy.
Trusting.
“Yeah,” he says. “I figured.”
Across the cave—
Batman watches.
Because now it’s not just a mystery.
Not just a case.
Not just a threat.
It’s a responsibility.
And somewhere out there—
Ra's al Ghul is already moving.
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There are some animals you only see in pictures with very little to compare its size to that make you go into cardiac arrest once you find out how big/small they actually are
This shouldn't be physically possible. Herons should not be this small
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
The ways that exist to break this game that simultaneously do absolutely no damage to how this game functions are ASTONISHING.
Did you weaponize the chickens?
You hurt cuccoo? You hurt cuccoo like the link? Oh! Oh! Death for molduga! Death for molduga for a hundred years!
mulch to think about... <- me if i was a worm and had a thoughtful disposition
wriggles contemplatively
Dick: Did you guys see that someone finally bought and is moving into the Smith's old mansion?
Damian, perking up: Do you mean Mr. Daniel? Yes he seems like a very appropriate man to be our new neighbor.
Steph, knocking him upside the head: You only think that because he has three hellhound lookin dogs that he let you pet when you ran into eachother on your walk with Titus.
Duke, snorting: And he said that if Bruce or Alfred came with you, you could bring Titus to play with them whenever you wanted.
Damian: You-
Tim: Daniel Fenton is weird. I looked into him, he has a seriously massive trust fund that is constantly being added to, but he has only used it four times. To import two of his dogs from an overseas reputable breeder, to pay for the vet bills of the third dog as well as adopt her, and finally, to buy that mansion!
Steph: So what?
Duke: Yeah isn't that a good thing? It means he doesn't go throwing around money for no reason.
Steph: It also means he probably hates whoever set up said trust fund.
Bruce: How would you know that?
Steph, raising an eyebrow: Has Jason ever touched his trust fund?
Bruce: *pouts*
Cass: *pats his back*
Tim: Also! He's a school teacher, author, and a part time engineer, he has no kids, hasn't dated anyone in six year, why does he need or want such a big house?
Damian, scoffing: You have a mansion you never use, a pent house, a boat house, and you haven't dated anyone in 4 years. Are you much better?
Dick: I didn't mean to start anything, I was just going to say hes kinda good-looking and super nice. He helped me-
Tim: That's another thing! No one is that attractive and nice and smart and super buff, thats like, against the laws of nature!
Dick, opening and shutting his mouth: Am I missing something?
Bruce, sighing: Tim is attracted to a civilian and his "bat brain", Steph's words not mine, is telling him that something just has to be wrong with said civilian because he's paranoid.
Duke, muttering: Pot meet kettle.
Bruce: I'm speaking from experience.
Dick: Ah, that makes more sense then.
Jason, walking through the door: You see your new neighbor? *whistels* Not bad.
Tim: Something is definitely wrong with him if Jason is interested in him.
Jason: *flips him off*
Alfred: Excellent, you're all here. I invited our new neighbor for dinner. I've noticed that with moving in, he has mostly been eating take out, and that simply won't do, so he'll be coming over at six, do try to be presentable.
Tim: Aha! A chance to prob him for answers! Alfred you're a genius!
Alfred, sighing: Yes I'm aware. Try not to chase Mr. Daniel away with your libido triggered paranoia please, he has a lovely tea garden hes setting up and I would like to trade, or buy some from him in the future.
Tim: *sputters*
Steph: Ha! Called Out!

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"I will outlive you all by centuries. I think it will ruin me."
"For a time. But centuries is a long time for the wounds of grief to heal."
“I will outlive you
all by centuries. I think
it will ruin me.”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
*plit plit pippippappip plit*
*wit plit pippip plit*
ive been calling it this for over a year now i think without fail
ive been calling it
this for over a year now
i think without fail
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I was so baffled by this until I remembered that I use my kettle, and so it looks like I'm pouring boiling water on my plants

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this ad has me so fucked up i can’t even decide what to be tired of
Okay but I'm getting approximately 10 billion terrible AI old man pretty lady ads for "eighty percent of people were born in the wrong place" and "your energy belongs in X location" and I cannot for the life of me comprehend who could possibly be benefitting from this. Countries seeking additional labor? Travel agencies??? I'm so numb to the grifts I've stopped asking why