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But with the Earth getting warmer and spring coming sooner and winters being less harsh up North, the babies were starting to thaw out too early, so when the Ice Deer got to them, they’d been awake already and starved to death.

So there were only like, 300 Ice Deer left. They were bigger than elks, all white with blue antlers that even the females grew, and I realized the only solution would be to somehow lead them North every year when it started thawing. As a human I could check the weather and the ice in the North Pole and when it was time to go to the babies, even if the deer thought it was still winter.

So I had to devise a plan to get the Ice Deer to follow me North to their babies on time every spring, and it just became part of my life. I did other stuff and lived life as usual while keeping track of the weather near the end of winter and I’d be like, welp it’s time to lead the deer North, and I’d set out to find their winter home.

And a lot of people were like “this isn’t a permanent solution. We need to focus on climate change so it’s fixed for good.”

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."

Steph: Too late! *barges into the dorm room* So this is Duke's dorm room. I thought it would be smaller for some reason.

Tim: Looks like he hasn't unpacked yet. What's with the glowing green cat plushie on the couch?

Damian: Tsk, why am I here?

Dick: We're here to be supportive and wish Duke a good first day at collage!

Tim: And why is Jason here.

Jason: *flips him off*

Dick: To wish Duke a good first day! And I gave him two hundred dollars.

Steph: Aren't you crime rich?

Jason: I just like taking money from Dickie.

Danny: *walks out of the bathroom with damp hair, and a towel around his waist, pausing and blinking at the civilian bat kids who are randomly in his dorm room* Um...

Steph: Hello nurse~

Cass: *huffs in amusement before putting her hands over Steph's eyes and looking away*

Jason: *whistles but respectfully looks away*

Damian: *brows furrowing in confusion at his siblings reactions, but looks away all the same.

Tim: Who who who- what are you- I mean-

Dick: *covers Tim's eyes so he can reboot* Oh my, um, what are you doing here? Who are you?

Danny: My name is Danny, I am rooming here for the semester.

Dick: But-But this was-

Danny: If you're looking for Duke Thomas, he's one room over. Room 209, this is 208.

Dick: Oh my god we're so sorry! We thought- I swear we thought this was his dorm!

Danny, chuckling: Yeah I kind if figured.

Dick: We'll just leave- again I am so sorry- come on out out out!

Jason and Steph, theatrically: Boo~

Dick: Again I am so sorry! This won't happen again!

Danny: No worries, though when we do meet again I hopes its when I have more clothes on.

Tim: I don't.

Dick: Timothy!*shoves the last of his siblings out the door before shutting the door as fast as he can*

Danny: *bursts out laughing until something brushes against his leg* Hey Cleo, good nap? Let me get dressed then we'll go to the realms for some dinner, yeah?

Cleo, the ghost cat: *purrs as Danny pets her*Murrow~