collection of april fools 2024 boop posts

my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw

since i fully expect tumblr to monetize booping at a later date like they did with the crabs, here's your reminder to not give them any fucking money until they get their asses in gear and not only address but fix their moderation policies surrounding racism and transmisogyny and bigotry in general

[ID: the violinist from the titanic movie as he resigns himself to death. There are three 'boop' paws positioned in various places across the image. The text overlaid on the image reads, "Gentlemen, it has been a privelege booping with you today."]

[ID: Regina George learning over a table with the text, "So you agree? New features implemented sitewide should be opt-in from the beginning instead of opt-out?"]

but for real, they added an easy "give attention" button; this is a win for me and every other attention-seeking slut on this site

[ID: The Danny Devito meme where he holds up two pistols and says, "So anyway, I started blasting," except that the word "blasting" is replaced by the word "booping"]

[ID a boop-o-meter that is maxxed out on boops given and has recorded no boops received.]

even after this goes away i want my mutuals to know i'm always giving you a little boop

I don’t care if I know you bc we’re mutuals or I follow you or you follow me or if you’re just randomly on my dash/notes but if I see your url and I see that boop button you’re getting fucking booped

[ID: a tumblr reblog graphic which shows the paths of all of the reblogs of the above post. there is a large circle in the center with several concentric rings around it which spread out into dots.]

[ID: A detailed cartoon calico cat stands under the word “BOOP” in a large, stylized font. Flames surround the cat, and various cat paws are poking into the top of the image.]

i genuinely hope that boop day inspires everyone to interact more with other tumblr users. because it’s clearly way more fun this way!! even once the boop button is gone, there’s still asks, tag and ask games, comments, dms, fuck it let’s bring back blog rates i don’t care. part of the reason that tumblr is dying is that its way less social than it used to be. let’s fix that!!