I DON'T OFFER MY BOONS TO JUST ANY TRAVELLER.

im so so so so so so so sick of my father refusing to act like an adult. i got ready for my contacts appointment today only for him to ask if i was going somewhere and for me to say My contacts appointment...? and he said ohhh lol i rescheduled that without telling you. yea we're actually going to a different place and its on the 16th now. and then i asked when the fuck im moving then and he said lollll idk. i made him text my mom to figure it out while having to FOLLOW HIM AND LOOK OVER HIS SHOULDER TO MAKE SURE HE ACTUALLY DID IT and then while he was doing it he explained that he hardly ever talks to my mom and when i asked why he said she doesnt like calling so he has to text her. but he doesnt like typing out a bajillion words so he just. doesnt? HE JUST DOESNT COMMUNICATE. I LITERALLY HAD TO EXPLAIN TO HIM THAT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO DO THINGS YOU DONT WANT TO AND IF SHE DOESNT WANT TO CALL YOURE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK IT UP AND TEXT HER. I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM

oh and he had the audacity to say "you know YOU could text her..." YEA MAN. I GUESS I COULD. I GUESS I COULD IF EITHER OF YOU WOULD GROW UP AND ACT LIKE THE 40 YEAR OLDS YOU ARE AND ACTUALLY TELL ME WHEN YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME

ITS NOT LIKE SHE TELLS ME WHEN SHE HAS SOMETHING TO TELL ME EITHER. I HEAR IT SECONDHAND THROUGH MY SIBLING WHAT MY MOM WANTS TO TELL ME. SO ITS PRETTY EASY TO ASSUME THAT SHE DOESNT CARE TO TALK TO ME HERSELF

im so so so so so so so sick of my father refusing to act like an adult. i got ready for my contacts appointment today only for him to ask if i was going somewhere and for me to say My contacts appointment...? and he said ohhh lol i rescheduled that without telling you. yea we're actually going to a different place and its on the 16th now. and then i asked when the fuck im moving then and he said lollll idk. i made him text my mom to figure it out while having to FOLLOW HIM AND LOOK OVER HIS SHOULDER TO MAKE SURE HE ACTUALLY DID IT and then while he was doing it he explained that he hardly ever talks to my mom and when i asked why he said she doesnt like calling so he has to text her. but he doesnt like typing out a bajillion words so he just. doesnt? HE JUST DOESNT COMMUNICATE. I LITERALLY HAD TO EXPLAIN TO HIM THAT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO DO THINGS YOU DONT WANT TO AND IF SHE DOESNT WANT TO CALL YOURE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK IT UP AND TEXT HER. I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM

oh and he had the audacity to say "you know YOU could text her..." YEA MAN. I GUESS I COULD. I GUESS I COULD IF EITHER OF YOU WOULD GROW UP AND ACT LIKE THE 40 YEAR OLDS YOU ARE AND ACTUALLY TELL ME WHEN YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME

lets think about this rationally. there was nothing else i couldve done which means theres two scenarios. if eveyrthjngs fine with the sketch then everything is fun and wonderful and i have a will to live again . if everythings not then I DIE I DIE ID IE I DIE

ok lets try that again. if everythings NOT fine then at worst my stomach hurts and i perpetually feel like im being hunted by a monster for a few days. but its not that bad because its highly unlikely that they would have any grudge towards me they have been positive and nice this entire time they will give any criticism In a nice and normal way They will not judge me they will not hate me they will not come after me

There is no greater bond on this earth than when you all despise and carry untold righteous anger about one person and then when you’re all together someone is like “so about that dead horse” and everyone starts sounding like Michael Jackson with the way they’re chanting beat it

my dad told me to visit sometimes after i move out LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO no i dont think so. he literally phrased it like "youll HAVE to visit sometimes" i dont HAVE to do shit actually

i will be visiting occasionally but only to see my cats #ilovemycats