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cat on bed: [sneezes] cat on floor: [jumps in surprise]

Ok I’m losing my shit right now because I just witnessed the sickest burn a 7 year old could ever deliver. I’m just sitting here at the park and there’s a group of little girls near me. They decided to play ‘Disney Princesses’ and this one girl who probably thinks she’s the ‘leader’ was assigning each one a character. Clearly she was choosing them based on looks, as a brunette she was Snow White, the 2 blonde ones got to be Cinderella and Elsa… So when she got to this little Asian girl she obviously chose Mulan. So the Asian girl is like “Why am I Mulan? She’s not a princess”. The leader says in a nasty tone “Yeah but you have small eyes like her”. The Asian girl went quiet for a few seconds but then proceeded with the straightest face ever: “Then I think you should be one of Cinderella’s sisters”. The leader tilts her head and goes “Why?”, so my little heroine goes “because you’re ugly like them”

PLEASEEE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE THIS HE’S SO PERPLEXED

a true cinematic masterpiece

i was not expecting that at all

I’M SCREAMING

delete this

DELETE THISS

Give this man an oscar

peanut muminums 😂😂

lol i keep replying it omg

monkey necks

The last part omg 😭😭😭😭😊

I needed this

stop i thought kansas was a city in Missouri, goodbye I’ve been here almost 8 yrs and i still don’t have a clue