A horse with no name

please check my description to see if requests are open!!

*cue mad squeaking here* because this concept’s near and dear to my heart, absolutely. i’m ready af to give all fellow tall ladies the luff. 

female reader, let’s goooo!!

arthur

as i’ve said, tall girls get him weak af

he loves a lady who can look him in the eye or rest her elbow on his shoulder

it puts less pressure on him to be the Protective Big Guy which he kinda likes sometimes???

you’re imposing, too, and you can take care of things for yourself

both of you gotta tuck your legs up in saint denis hotel beds because they’re always just a little too short

you watch out for each other going into new spaces bc low-hanging beams and short doors are the source of numerous head-bumps

when the two of you run off after the game ends to buy a farm house you make sure the ceilings and doors are perfectly in proportion

it’s a constant back-and-forth tease-fest about who’s actually taller if it’s not immediately obvious

kissing his forehead without you having to stand on your toes makes him weak af

he likes not having to bend down for kisses, either

charles

he doesn’t really care too much about things like height

he’s a tall guy but it doesn’t really concern him if a girl’s tall or not. he’s more focused on personality and compatibility

but it’s nice that he can pick you out of a crowd in town

he still likes to pick you up, even if you’re solidly too big for that 

one thing i will say tho, he likes a tall girl wearing trousers

that’s like?? such a good aesthetic, he loves the look of that

he’s not so much of a dick that he’ll tell you what to wear but he does tell you when you look Real Good

but just in general he encourages you to wear what you want, be it long pants or high-heeled boots

as long as your comfortable, who cares if it makes you look taller?

if you’re taller than him, he actually?? kinda likes?? that??

resting your arm on his head pisses him off but not in a real way

it just bugs him especially

is less likely to engage in the ‘who’s taller’ debate because if it matters so much to you, he’ll just say that you are

sean 

he’s the only one of the three who’s like?? average-sized and lemme tell you

the guy LOVES a tall lady oh my god

he loves a tall, take-charge young woman who’ll boss him around 

his threshold for short jokes is amazingly high, he’s not even bothered at all by what other people think when they see you two together

let them have their opinions, he knows you’re the most beautiful girl he’s ever see

honestly, a weak man finds a girl’s height emasculating. sean insists that he’s not fucking weak

he’ll still pull you into his lap if you’re so inclined. he doesn’t want you to feel that you’re not worthy of a little lovin’ every so often just because you can hold your own

but he’s also down for you to cuddle him, too. when he’s alone with you he’ll happily sit in your lap

he’s keen to prove himself as the big man at camp but he doesn’t need you to think he’s tough shit. you already know that

and something you can’t control like your height isn’t a threat to him at all