Shindie

this changed my life

this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost

I’ve always wanted this but no other stores would sell it 

Would it be a waste of money and super petty for me to send these to my ex?

^^ tie it to his car

What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

That you cannot fax money to someone.

Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.

I like that this just turned into stories about faxing

whoever gets me this for my birthday can take my ass home 

If you add two pounds of sugar to literally one ton of concrete it will ruin the concrete and make it unable to set properly which is good to know if you wanna resist something being built, French anarchists used this to resist prison construction in the 80s

I’m just gonna go ahead and reblog this for purely educational purposes.

watch all 8 films and take a shot every time harry’s life sucks

#you’d be dead before you even reach the ending of the first movie

Maybe if I reblog it it will become the truth 

i reblog this everytime

This is the magic a$ap, if you don’t reblog it this will be the first year you’re broke

when 👍 you 👍 look 👍 at 👍 the 👍 night 👍 sky 👍 and 👍 remember 👍 aliens 👍 are  👍 out 👍 there 👍 somewhere 👍 

concept: it’s years into the future and i suddenly realise i’m so glad i’m still here

Baby dog has huge feets!? Born With so much love for you already, has to be stored in The Toes