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Beautiful Native American fire opal blade.

Kill me with this

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

#i saw a video about how hotdogs are made #PORKCHOP LEFTOVERS OH NOOOOO #??? #get it together people

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????

Bless all this

OH DEAR GOD

ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

this is the best thing I’ve ever heard

i’m sorry wHAT

this is the texas-est shit i’ve ever heard

#TO WAR

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

nature is brutal

I GOT PIPE CLEANERS AND GOOGLY EYES AND I MADE A FRIEND TODAY

i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore