Books, Movies, and the color Green

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

you’re 23 and you learn rosemary kennedy was lobotomized at 23 and you’re like my god she was barely an adult. then you’re 27 and you’re like holy hell amy winehouse was just starting her life. and then, presumably, you reach 36 and you’re like christ alive marilyn monroe was only 36. and so on and so forth

baby is like "i kiss u" and mom is like "i kiss u MORE" which definitely transcends species

let’s be shielded by mama

so funny to me the pope has siblings. imagine a bunch of people looked at your brother and decided he was the physical embodiment of god's will. like that kid kicked me in the head once.

Party cock is in the mouth tonight

god forbid a woman is boring and a low achiever and likes to drink