Tom Holland’s Wife

now im pissed bc i saw someone say "idk how i feel about this season" ...baby you mean ep1??

Christine Claire watching Lestat kill another vampire in front of everyone, knowing this is her circus, and that, that is her monkey

sam reid made facial expressions in that episode that I’ve never seen on a human before

daniel molloy has spent his entire career ragebaiting and now the perfect subject, the worlds biggest crashout, is his to terrorize night after night

fav lestat word pronunciations in the season premiere: reddeet and lululemón.

imagine going to an auction for your “deceased” ex husband who is also placing bids on his own stuff because unaware to you he is in another body meanwhile you are using the same continuous bidding as foreplay with your second ex husband over the same shit that belonged to your first ex husband who your second ex husband was also obsessed with. this happened to my good friend louis de pointe du lac

lestat de lyingcunt, possibly telling the truth: vampires PISS, vampires FUCK, i have NEVER HAD A BOB IN MY LIFE, and fucking is everyone's fourth favorite thing!!!!!!