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parked car conversations are lowkey therapy sessions

“Brand of water” look at our society, we need a good old fashioned culling.

Everyone has a shirt that we like wearing too much

🙋🙍💕🌸 his shirt 😍

Shut the fuck up

People who can comfortably sit longer then 15 minutes are the luckiest people in the world

You’d think so until you realize executive dysfunction has kept you in the same position for 8 solid hours

Solidarity between those who can’t get shit done cause they were sitting all day with those who can’t get shit done cause they can’t stay in one place

You can control white people by giving them cheese

cheese is so good tho

I got one

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

this is another perfect example of how memes are just hieroglyphic. no one is gonna know what the fuck this means one day.

this test apparently tells you how narcissistic you are on a scale of 0 - 40. most people are under 20…i got a 35 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m mad he really tried to hop across and go get it

sometimes……….. shows that aren’t cancelled…………. are worse

just say supernatural

“WHAT DO U THINK UR DOING”