Boofts

(flirting) I could worship you in ways that would make churches look useless.

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

No one can see how badly I want it :)

If you tell neurodivergent people they need to "get comfortable with being uncomfortable" I am putting gravel in your shoes. No you can't take the gravel out. You have to deal with it. Dealing with it makes you a better person. What do you mean "pointless suffering".

shane believes he could fly a commercial plane if he had to I think. ilya thinks shane could also

If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

@theshitpostcalligrapher

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

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