people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.
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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

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'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing
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you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

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Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.
Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.
Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.
The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there
Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.
And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.
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Some of the subtle clues that Aziraphale and Crowley switched bodies
Bonus - not so subtle anymore, where ‘Crowley’ is sitting prim and proper and ‘Aziraphale’ kind of lying on the bench (plus their reverse sitting position)
Bonus 2:
Bonus 3: We usually see Aziraphale under the sign E (east), but ‘Aziraphale’ under the opposite W (west)
Why not reblog this now? It reminds me of some of my favorite scenes.

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ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs
after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?
i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out
Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
Thinkin' about fat bear week. Found this tender photo. Happy Friday. - - - - - - - - - "Someday you can win Fat Bear Week. Photo/ K. Stenberg" by KatmaiNPS is marked with Public Domain Mark 1.0.
“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid
Residents of Tallinn apparently are all cannabis georg who smoke *checks notes* 48 480 blunts a day (per person), according to Helsingin Uutiset
Savu-Georg please meet your friend from Helsinki, beer-Georg (Kalja-Yrjö) who drinks 700 beer cans a day
Savu-Jüri and Kalja-Yrjö should meet up. It looks like they have a lot in common

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Yesterday I said that bookmobiles are an instant reblog. Today, I learned that rule also applies to book donkeys.
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i think it’s really important that everyone knows that this man (Luis Soriano) has his own children’s books
and the donkeys are called Alfa and Beto, by the way. if you even care
Another fun fact on the subject: “Biblio” in “biblioburro” is a root word in the word “biblioteca” (library in Spanish and Portuguese) and means “book” in Latin.
So “biblioburro” literally translates as “book donkeys.”
I see some people questioning why Aziraphale and Crowley had to make their decision at the end when it seemed avoidable so here's my two cents on why I actually liked the finale.
Neil gaiman said season 3 was going to be what would've been book 2, and season 2 was the bridge to get us there.
They couldn't just do what Adam did in season 1 and rewrite reality, because season 2 was showing us that the whole problem was heaven and hell. The two sides making humans lives harder, while both having their own motives, the angels being hypocrites, etc., etc. All of this goes into Aziraphale and Crowley's decision at the end that humans need a world where they can be themselves without these external forces trying to sway them.
Aziraphale and Crowley knew this would mean they wouldn't exist, but their love of humanity was stronger than that. And further, their love for one another reflects their love of humanity. For 6000 years Aziraphale and Crowley have been on earth together, experiencing all the pleasures the world has to offer, including companionship. What I've always loved about Good Omens is that despite the main characters being two celestial beings, they are still so human, and a large part of that is their relationship with each other that makes them human. Whether it be platonic or romantic doesn't matter, whether they kiss or not doesn't matter. What does matter is that they loved each other so much and that made them human, and that love also made them love humanity.
Everything they've done has been for humanity, and while at first (book/season 1) it started as self preservation with selfish motives, it ended with complete self sacrifice to give humanity the chance they believe it deserves.
And! Those 6000 years aren't all for nothing! Those 6000 years is what gave them that mindset they had about heaven and hell and humanity. Living on earth, outside of their respective domains gave them a perspective that neither the angels or demons had - they knew what humanity needed. And that was for them to be out of the way.
And! Asa and Anthony meeting and living a happy life together is proof that if not for heaven and hell's interfering, Aziraphale and Crowley would have ended up together and gotten their happy ending. Asa and Anthony are proof that Aziraphale and Crowley's sacrifice gave humans the chance they deserve. People talk about how a lot of those 6000 years Aziraphale and Crowley had was suffering, but that is not the case for Asa and Anthony. Without heaven or hell, they can just be, like Crowley believed they could. Alpha Centauri was never a true option, heaven and hell still would've been an issue. But in this new universe, Asa and Anthony truly do get to be an "us".
And you know what? In their own universe, in their own time, with heaven and hell beating down on them - Aziraphale and Crowley still managed to find and love each other. And do you know what I call that? Ineffable.