Ow

reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.

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Grown ass men still smoking cigarettes. Snort cocaine like the rest of us Coward

Okay but cigarettes haven’t been known to be cut with Fentynal and make people (instantaneously) drop dead

You fool. What is manlier than death

2 deaths

I am giving you 3 minutes to delete this comment

luvin this bro nut

bronut in my mouth

mm yeah bro I can’t wait to get a big hot mouthful of some bro nut, maybe I can combine it with some thick & creamy dude milk

when gendering products backfires so well

I got this joke instantly, whore.

Reblog and share if you understood the joke and OP is a whore of babylon

For those of you who still don’t understand, its “beauty is in the eye of the bee fucker”

Actually, no joke, the marachino cherries you put on sundaes really aren’t red. They’re made from cherries like the Queen Anne variety, which are yellow and pink. They are dyed red.

Yes. With the blood of ferrets.

Fact I didn’t just make up, it’s often with insect-derived dyes, which is why some brands are not kosher.

Ferrets are the largest known insect.

whoever discovered garlic got his cock sucked so much i bet

I sincerely apologize for spamming you all with the Hamilton fanfic controversy, but it’s really giving me so much strength. It’s been a while since we’ve had the kind of scandal that only Tumblr can provide (like the person who robbed graves; the person who mailed their toe to another person so they could make a necklace of it; etc). This scandal is just so fucking good, you know? White American college girl pretends to be a nonbinary Chinese-Pakistani Muslim human-trafficking survivor AND their American WOC wife and they live in India??? And they suffered a miscarriage? And they both have HIV? All so she can scam people out of money and amass kudos on Archive of Our Own for her Hamilton HIV fanfic? And she does this for YEARS? And the person who uncovered it is doing it for revenge because the fake-HIV-fanfic writer made them delete a fanfic about Lin-Manuel Miranda and Thomas Jefferson as cannibal mermaids performing oral sex and unironically accused them of gentrifying cannibalism??? I mean, this shit is fucking gold.

Wait wait wait can we rewind who the fuck sent someone their toe

Learn how to keep up hoe

Look at this beautiful angel

i guess there is head

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

me after setting one (1) boundary

Oh my god

I thought it was going to be a jumpscare maze, but it was far worse.

i love staying out of the loop. like, "lol whats happening?" i dont fucking know!

day 30 of quarantine - the water sliding down my arm while doing dishes is no longer annoying but instead…. sort of….. tender…..

do not fuck the sink

The shape of quarantine