Episode 4 🦄The Smart Bunnicorn🦄
Picture It Now❣️ It’s Been 2 Weeks Since We Got Our Magical Bracelets❣️ I Was Playing At The World’s Best McDonald’s PlayPlace Cuz I Was On Vacation❣️ It Was A Maze In There BTW❣️ It Was Like A Fun Version Of IKEA❣️
I Mean They Had An Arcade, A Gift Shop With The Best Toys❣️
& A Even Dessert Area With A Bunch Of Candy Stalls❣️
Cola: “You Overslept Again.”
Cola: “It’s Ok. Come Downstairs For Some Breakfast.”
Oh❣️ I Guess It’s Only Been 1 Week❣️
Well Anyway I Went Downstairs❣️ There Wasn’t Any Breakfast On The Table, But There Was The Results For My IQ Test That I Took 2 Weeks Ago❣️
I Tried To Pick Up The Envelope, But My Mom Put Her Hand On It In True Detective Fashion❣️
Jessica: “Not Yet, Sweetie.”
I Then Noticed That My Dad Was Crying❣️
Jessica: “Bonnie, This Is An Intervention.”
BonBon: “Wait What?❣️ But Why?❣️”
Jessica: “Sweetie, Do You Remember That Doctors Appointment The Other Day?”
Oh Yeah❣️ I Had A Bad Drs Appointment The Other Day❣️ They Said That I’m Narcoleptic, But I’m Clearly Not❣️ I’m Autistic & Have A Special Interest In The Yumekawa Aesthetic❣️ That’s Probably Why I’m So Sleepy❣️ It’s A Stim, Not A Prob❣️
BonBon: “Yeah❣️ They Called Me Narcoleptic❣️”
Roger: Cries! “Cuz You Are!”
Cola: “It’s Your Diagnosis.”
Jessica: “Cola. Roger. Don’t Be So Blunt.”
My Mom Kneeled Down To Me❣️
Jessica: “Look, Sweetie. I Know It’s A Hard Pill To Swallow. All Diagnosis’s Are. But We’re All Really Worried About You. Your Narcolepsy Is Getting So Bad To The Point Where It’s Affecting Your IQ Test Score.”
My Mom Handed Me The Envelope❣️ When I Opened It Up, My Heart Dropped❣️
Jessica: “Your IQ Isn’t 4. You Just Need To Retake It.”
MY IQ IS 4 GOD DANG IT❣️ This Is Bad❣️ This Is Very Very Bad❣️ I Know This Doesn’t Seem Like A Big Deal, But It Is❣️ You See, There’s A Character From Prepony Who’s Struggling As Of RN❣️ & I Really Wanna Help Her By Being Friends With Her❣️ The Only Big Issue Is That She’s A Big Meanie❣️ I Thought Maybe I’d Be Able To Have A Tsundere Friendship With Her, But I Need An IQ Of At Least 42 In Order To Do That❣️ NOT JUST 4❣️ HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A TSUNDERE WITH A 4 IQ?❣️
Billey: “Sis, I Think You Should Accept The Truth.”
BonBon: “What?❣️ That I’m Too Dumb To Help Cozy Glow?❣️ I Can’t Accept That❣️ I Just Can’t❣️ She’s Suffering For Crying Out Loud❣️”
“You’re As Stupid As Ever, Aren’t You Bonnabelle?”
BonBon: “WAH❣️” Fumbles❣️ “You~You’re Showing Your Face Now?❣️”
“If Only You Had The Attention Span To Become Intelligent! You’d Have The IQ Of A Genius, Like Me!”
BonBon: Cries❣️ “MOMMY❣️ DO SOMETHING❣️”
“Aw How Cute! You Think That Mannequin Is Your Mother & That She’ll Protect You!”
BonBon: “Wait…WHA?❣️ But She Was Right There❣️”
“What’s Next? You’re Gonna Mistake That Cardboard Cutout For Your Father? What? Do You Think Of That Test Dummy As Your Sibling, Too?”
BonBon: “WHA?❣️ But Everyone Was Just Here❣️ & Where’s Cola?❣️”
“I Think You Should Be More Worried About What’s Gonna Happen To You! Any Last Words?”
Cola: “You Fell Asleep During The Intervention.”
Cola: “It’s Ok. But Now Do You See The Problem?”
BonBon: “I Guess So❣️ I Mean I Did Almost Die Earlier❣️”
Cola: “First Of All, I’m Pretty Sure That Was A Dream. & Secondly, That’s Not The Problem. The Problem Is That You’re Not Excepting The Fact That You’re Narcoleptic.”
Cola: “Look, I Know How Hard It Is For You To Except A Diagnosis. But We’re All Really Worried About You & You’re Scaring Us.”
BonBon: “But How Am I Supposed To Except Something This Scary?❣️ I’m Too Dumb To Even Do That❣️”
Cola: “Bestie, You Know That’s Not True.”
BonBon: “But It Is❣️ My IQ Is 4❣️”
Cola: “No! That’s Not Your Real IQ! You Just Have To…”
All The Sudden We Got A Text From Hapsi❣️
Hapsi: {Hi Besties! I Just Found Something Interesting! Can You Meet Me Behind The Five Below Near Krispy Kreme’s? Oh & Bring The Compact!}
Cola: “Oh. It Seems Like Hapsi Found Something.”
BonBon: “You Go Ahead❣️ You’ll Be Able To Help Her Out❣️”
Cola: “& So Will You. Come On Bestie. You’re Smarter Than You Know. Besides, This’ll Be The Perfect Opportunity For You To Activate Your Magic.”
BonBon: “Yeah❣️ You’re Right❣️”
We Then Met Up With Hapsi At The Five Below Near The Krispy Kreme’s❣️
Hapsi: “Hey Guys. Did You Bring It?”
Cola: “Yep. It’s Right Here.”
BonBon: “What Was The Thing You Found?❣️”
Lulu: “Are You Sure This Is The Right Place?”
Cola: Whispers. “Wait, You Invited Them?”
Hapsi: “Yeah This Is Right. We Just Need To Summon The Doorknob.”
Hapsi: “Yeah I Found A Sign That Said Super Fun Escape Room & It Was Pointing At This Door Without A Doorknob. Turns Out You Have To Summon It By Playing Music.”
Lulu: “What Kind Of Music?”
Hapsi: “Any Song From The 2000s That’s Being Played On An MP3 Player. Luckily Cola Has One & Brought It With Her. Isn’t That Right, Bestie?”
Cola: “Uh Yeah! Got It Right Here!”
Minty: “Idk Guys. Doesn’t This Seem Kinda Sus?”
Lulu: “Yeah Sounds Like Someone’s Trying To Kidnap Us.”
Hapsi: “It’s Not Gonna Come To That! Now Who’s Gonna Press The Play Button?”
Cola: “I’m The One Holding The Player.”
BonBon: “I’m Too Dumb To Press Buttons❣️” :(
Hapsi: “& I Just Got Out Of The Bathroom Without Washing My Hands.”
Hapsi: “Well What About You 2? You Guys Can Press The Button, Right?”
Minty: Sigh! “I’m Probably Gonna Regret This, But I’ll Press It.”
Minty Pressed The Button & “DNA” By Lia Marie Johnson Started Playing❣️
Hapsi: “That’s A Mid 2010s Song.”
Lulu Rolled Her Eyes & Pressed The Button & “DNA” By Little Mix Started Playing❣️
Hapsi: “That’s An Early 2010s Song.”
Minty Pressed It Again & “Wake Up” By Hilary Duff Started Playing❣️
Minty & Lulu Did Get Their Magical Bracelets BTW❣️ But They Didn’t Really Seem To Notice❣️
Hapsi: “Oh Hey! There’s The Doorknob!”
Cola: “I Think You Should Open It, BonBon.”
Cola: “Yeah. You Know How To Open Doors.”
Hapsi: “Yeah! Even Babies Can Open Doors!”
I Began Tremble In Fear❣️ A Task Once Simple Has Now Became Extremely Difficult❣️ The Doorknob Was Shrinking❣️ My Hands Were Sweating❣️ But Somehow,
Cola: “BonBon, Wake Up. The Door’s Open.”
I Managed To Open The Door❣️ When We Stepped Inside, We Saw A Lot Of Yumekawa Clothing❣️ The Place Almost Looked Like Nile Perch❣️
Minty: “Why Does This Escape Room Look Like A Clothing Store?”
Hapsi Shrugged❣️ I Then Noticed That The Clothes Were A Slight Disorganized Mess❣️
BonBon: “Maybe We’re Supposed To Reorganize The Clothes?❣️”
A Note Then Appeared In Front Of Us❣️
Note: {The Store Is A Hot Mess! Rearrange The Clothes Before The Customers Arrive And Turn On The Music When You’re Done. But Beware Of The Boogey Maiden. She Will Devour Your Soul.}
Cola: “See? What’d I Just Say? You’re Smarter Than You Know.”
BonBon: “I Just Made A Guess Tho❣️”
Hapsi: “Look At You Being All Smart!”
You’re Not Smart! You Were Only Lucky!
But When Your Luck Runs Out, Which Let’s Face It, It Will Run Out, Who Will Be There To Save You? No One! That’s The Answer!
Gulp❣️ Anyway, We Then Reorganized The Clothes & Turned On The Music❣️
I Also Popped In Every Now & Then To…
Anyway A Door Then Appeared In The Back Of The Room❣️
Minty: “Alright! Next Room!”
The Next Room Was Like A Yumekawa Wonderland❣️ It Was Almost Like A Bedroom❣️
Lulu: “What Are We Supposed To Do In Here?”
I Looked At The Desk & Found Yet Another Note❣️
Note: {I Seemed To Have Left My Purse Full Of Valuables In This Bedroom. Can You Find It? My Valuables Are My Keys, Wallet, Phone, & Earth Pass. PS: Watch Out For The Boogey Maiden.}
Cola: “What’s An Earth Pass?”
We Then Looked For The Purse With Valuables In It❣️ & Let Me Tell You, There Were A Lot Of Purses❣️ Most Of Which Were Empty❣️
But Eventually The Boogey Maiden Came Into The Room & We All Had To Hide❣️ When She Came Walking Towards Me, I Thought It Was The End Of Me❣️ So Much So That I Passed Out❣️ But She Ended Up Taking Lulu Instead Cuz Her Hiding Spot Was So Obvious❣️
Minty: “Guys, Lulu Just Got Taken! We Have To Save Her!”
Hapsi: “& We Will! After We Find The Purse.”
Cola Then Used Her Magic To Find The Right Purse With Valuables❣️ “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” By Miley Cyrus Began Playing From Within Purse❣️
Cola: “BonBon, Wake Up. We Found The Purse.”
We Then Heard A Click From The Closest Door, Which Wasn’t Accessible Before❣️ But It Is Now❣️
BonBon: “I Think That’s Our Cue❣️”
We Entered Through The Closest Door & Found The Biggest Little Twin Stars Themed Room We’ve Ever Seen❣️ Like Seriously, It Was Humungous❣️ It Was Almost As Big As A Costco❣️
Hapsi: “That’s One Big Closet!”
Minty: “But Where’s Lulu Tho?”
BonBon: “IDK❣️ I JUST DK❣️ I’m Not Smart Enough To Know Anything❣️ :(“
BonBon: “Idk How To Be A Tsundere, Idk How To Stop Myself From Dozing Off, & Heck❣️ Idk What We’re Supposed To Do In This Room❣️”
Turns Out There’s Actually A Sign On The Wall That Told Us What To Do Next❣️
Wall Sign: {Put The Purse In The Mailbox To Open The Next Part Of The Room.}
Cola: “You Are Smart, Bestie. You’re The One Who Managed To Get Us This Far.”
Hapsi: “Plus This Place Is Very You Coded!”
Wait A Sec❣️ Hapsi's Right❣️ This Place Is Very Me Coded❣️ I Love The Yumekawa Aesthetic❣️ & It’s Thanks To My Love For Everything Yumekawa That I Managed To Get Us This Far❣️ I May Not Have A Big IQ, But I Do Know Everything About This Aesthetic That I Love So Much That It Doesn’t Matter How Smart I Am❣️ As Long As I’m Happy❣️ I Made My Way Towards The Star Shaped Mailbox & Put The Purse In It❣️
The Other Half Of The Room Then Appeared❣️ Also Flurry Entered The Scene❣️
Minty: “Why Is That Bathtub Near A Stove?”
& Yeah❣️ That Bathtub Was Near A Stove❣️ But It Was Cute & It Had A Note On It❣️
“But Before You Even Managed To Read It, I Popped In And Took Your Silly Friend That Gave You That Stupid Hope!”
Hey❣️ You Can’t Narrate Out Loud Like That❣️
Fuck You! I Do What I Want! Hell I Even Took Your Stupid Space Friend!
Sucks To Be You! Looks Like Your Luck Has Run Out! Cuz You’re Next!
My Luck Hasn’t Run Out❣️ & It Never Will Cuz I AM Smart❣️
& So What If I Failed An IQ Test❣️ That Doesn’t Change Anything About Me❣️
My Special Interest Is The Yumekawa Aesthetic❣️
& One Way Or Another, I’m Gonna Solve This Escape Room❣️
No Matter What My IQ Is❣️ I Then Triggered My Transformation Sequence While “Cosmic” By Red Velvet Played In The Background❣️
I Became A Yumekawa Unicorn Magical Girl❣️
I Then Speedily Read Every Note In The Room & Magically Understood Everything They Said❣️ & Yes Cola Joined In On The Fun❣️
Apparently We Had To Clean The Tub With Foam Soap, Take The Cookies Out Of The Oven, & Crank The Lever On A Star Shaped Machine To Summon Another Door That Lead To My Friends❣️
The Boogey Maiden Then Melted Away To Reveal Another Door❣️ & This One Said Exit So YAY❣️
BonBon: “YAY❣️ The Evil Is Gone❣️”
We Then Transformed Back Into Our Civilian Forms, Tho It Was Right In Front Of Lulu Who Was Supposed To Be None The Wiser❣️
Lulu: “Wait, What’s Going On? How Did You Guys Become Humanoid?”
