The church Named After Wesselsky

eisbrecher? thats a very nice german band, 100% made of Idiots

from left to right: achim färber, jürgen plangger, alexander wesselsky, rupert keplinger & noel pix

yes this is an official photoshoot. they all always act silly in front of the camera, first let me show u alexander “king Weenie” wesselsky in his natural habitat

he sometimes does stuff like this and yes that is a megaherz pic but i dont give a shite, ill let you admire the biggest dork in the world

and then there’s the wonderful noel pix (did u know his stage name once was housemaster kinky j?)

hmmmmmmmm so nice look at dat face

yes, so beautiful. now, together?

another?

oKAY im kinda exaggerating, even though they make shitfaces all the time in front of the camera, theyre all really handsome and Cute as Hecke

even alex, through his massive “weenieness”, can look super hot, jesus look at that face

and yeah theyre all super flawless & hilarious

ALSO, like every neue deutsche härte band, theyre Super Gay especially alex and pix

im not shitting you they do gay stuff all the time, no matter where they are

aka the best pic of all time, if u dont like them together maybe you would dig the numerous pics of alex kissing jürgen (talking about alex he’s literally so flirty with anyone at all its Unbearable)

yeah… also since y'all love Der Alex here’s a shirtless pic for your daily needs

and yeah whatever they’re hella

also random fact: alex and pix are giant weaboos, they sang the german pokemon openings from season 1 to season 10 and they also did the pokérap, how great is that? mega great.

I’ve got no clue, okay.

Ich bin high bin dabei

Ich muss immer funktioniern

Und darum hab ich auch gelernt