Balls

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

horror novel: he sniled, but it wasn't sneetly. it wasn't sneetly at all.

OP wtf does this mean?

what's not clicking

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere