RJ Lupin

And to be fair, you called him a cvnt first...

But, remember, you two bickering about a salsa jar is much healthier than what you could bicker about.

And to be fair, you called him a cvnt first...

But, remember, you two bickering about a salsa jar is much healthier than what you could bicker about.

“Never have I never…” Sirius started, eyes glued to James, “....kissed a Slytherin.”

He knew it was a cheap shot. But he had to know for sure. The idea had been in his head for weeks and he needed proof.

So braced himself and waited for his best friend to take a drink. But he grew extremely distracted when he saw Peter, who was across from him, move to take a swig from his butterbeer. 

“Wormy!?” he gasped, glaring at his friend.

“It was one time!” Peter shrugged, grinning.

By the time Sirius looked back to James, it was too late. He could have already taken a drink without Sirius seeing. Grumbling, Sirius focused on the next few questions.

On his next turn, he picked a question that he figured was foolproof. 

“Never have I ever…” he said, starting to feel the effects of the alcohol, “had a secret relationship.”

But before he could get a good look at whether or not James or Regulus drank, there were shouts and yelps, and Sirius couldn’t help but turn his head to see both Marlene and Dorcas drinking, twin looks of sheepish guilt on their faces.

“I knew it!” Barty Crouch shouted, eyes wide.

“Oi, you need to drink too, Junior!” Dorcas yelled. “I know about you and Evan!”

The chaos that resulted was more than enough time for James and Regulus to both drink without Sirius seeing.

And so it went for three more turns. Whatever he said, a secret was revealed, but it was not the secret he was looking for. He was getting more and more frustrated and more and more drunk until finally he realized..

“Never have I ever kissed Regulus Black!” he shouted, staring daggers at James.

But before James could move, Sirius felt Remus, who was sitting next to him, take a quick drink.

“Remus?” he screeched. “What the fuck?”

Looking down and stifling a grin, Remus bit his lip before answering. “We both had shit to figure out, okay?”

Why is everyone so mean to me?! @doesntknow-howtoswim @marlsisabadassbitch @peter-likes-bones @blackinabadway @silverwinterrose @prongs-and-all @bartycjr

Sirius: Why are you looking at me like that?

We need a girls night. I am in desperate need of a trim.

Tell Marls! @marlsisabadassbitch

I’m gonna go do something stupid

If you two pull anything I will personally hex your balls off!

Ev, Barty, don't let him do anything stupid!

And, blame Reg, he was the one who jumped to that conclusion first (surprise surprise!)

My brain is just so ugh right now

I’m gonna go do something stupid

If you two pull anything I will personally hex your balls off!

Ev, Barty, don't let him do anything stupid!

And, blame Reg, he was the one who jumped to that conclusion first (surprise surprise!)

@silverwinterrose @bartycjr

@doesntknow-howtoswim Reg, it's okay, it's not your fault James sucks at technology..

Get it together, Prongs @prongs-and-all