radical crocodadical

this koreaboo girl i know was like “i feel like i know every korean song” and my friend said “what’s the south korean national anthem” and it was literally the funniest thing that i’ve ever heard

just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask

every time I burp I legally have to do a rick sanchez impression or they won’t let me see my family again

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

Hey uh wanna elaborate on the camera angle

I was being lifted in the air by a gnome as I took it

@noble-of-shadows !! ❤️

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

Wouldiwas Shookspeared