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I get it, Rebecca!

I love you!!!

I love you so much more and I’m so excited to finally fight you but also MY HEART’S NOT IN IT ;–;

PLS ive asked for you to wreck me for 5 years now and MY body is READY. My love for you will never change 🥺

That’s all that matters ok 🥺🥺🥺 I can’t wait to fsu with youuuuuuuuuuu

Stop being mean to Pam I’m tired of the slander >:(

I love you!!!

I love you so much more and I’m so excited to finally fight you but also MY HEART’S NOT IN IT ;--;

My wife is going to wreck me next week and my best @airbelair qualified for Smackdown my BODY IS READY

I’m OBSESSED with you tbh 😍

I told you about those skinny jeans, man! 😔

I don’t know how anyone can expect me to get work done when my girlfriend looks the way she does.

I got some work for you.

Happy birthday, @bodakmella. I might get smacked for this later since I didn’t ask permission first, but if you want good cake, I can totally get Candice to make you one. She’s pretty decent at it. 

@wreckulikeabitch all that food in your room and you couldn’t even TRY to order me a birthday cake smh. You’ve changed, man.

Nvm I don’t even want the cake because how friggin rude.

Oh you mean this delicious cake that I’m definitely eating right now?

Mmmmm cake

You will rue this day. Heyman won’t even be able to save you.