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I thought I’d never eat again⁣ 😭 ⁣ (P.S. Do you think this syrup is safe to eat…)

Okay I know starfruit void syrup miasma cookies SOUND questionable at best but they’re actually BOMB 💣

The neighbor’s mail got sent to Alix’s address so I went next door to deliver it. Umm. Apparently our neighbor is a literal giant Indian ringneck parakeet.

vibin’ ✨

Asked someone to take my pic in front of these pretty flowers! 🌹 They had never used a phone before. Hmm… whoops… hope they don’t call the authorities on me 😬 I clearly don’t learn 🙃

Things have been less icy between me and Alix so that’s been cool 😸 He showed me a futuristic board game he used to play when he was a kid! It’s called “Mouse Trap With Guns” and it’s RAD AS FUCK. Basically the mouse starts a riot against the government so the goal is to kill it brutally! Rolling the dice sets your time limit, and then you pick up cards and tokens that help you trigger certain traps before the time runs out…and if you get the golden ticket you get to use the gun…tho it looks like Agent Tortellini here might be the top mouse trapper out of all of us 🐁🧀

It’s SNOWING!!! …I think. Well whatever this stuff is, I made a snowman out of it. PLS COMPLIMENT HIM, HE’S TRYING HIS BEST…

Okay, I think most of you said left, so I went left…⁣

What’s…this…?