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not enough people reblogged this last year we gotta really try this time to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

What if the new years ball descended and kept going and then it opened and showered the filthy new yorkers below with millions of assorted spiders and house centipedes

big boy

michaelangelo could put all that work into perspective tricks and he still couldn’t sculpt a titty

Look, he was a genius, but he was also Gay

me, sitting on a throne barechested but wearing ornately engraved plate armor on my arms and legs and cloaked in fine almost translucent silks with an enormous snake draped over my shoulders: i got lost in the fantasy of this dope outfit and forgot what kinda post i was gonna make

fred and george weasley on the top floor in hogwarts trying to get slinkies all the way down by predicting the pattern the stairs are gonna shift in

Not gonna lie this is probably the best HP head cannon I’ve read yet.

………….OP I’m losing my goddamn mind, I never thought about this

this always cheers me up.

Jack still being so suspicious.

what is this.

an anxiety attack

One of my least favourite dialogue tropes is when a man tells a woman, “You can’t do that” or “I wouldn’t do that if I were you” and she says, “Why? Because I’m a woman and therefore too weak to handle this/can’t take care of myself?” or something to that effect and the guy replies with, “No, because everyone who tried that ended up with a bullet in their brain” or something equally reasonable and not gender-specific that paints him as the rational not sexist guy and the woman as an irrational paranoid feminist who searches for sexism in everything. This whole scenario is built on the idea that sexism is over and women’s fears and suspicions don’t have a leg to stand on. It’s also self-congratulatory pseudofeminism bc it’s supposed to make the viewer/reader/listener feel that in this specific work of fiction women are treated respectfully and as equal with men.

huh.. never thought of it like that

But, what if the male character isn’t sexist? I meam…their fictional sure but…I’m not sure how to phrase this

…huh, wow. 

where! has! my! passion! gone! I had it abundantly when I was a child, and I must have dropped it along the way, but I cannot figure where!

oh hey folks fun update, i found my passion again? i just had to find my right outlet, get to a place where I have aspirations, dispel apathy and pursue what I love, it’s all good and swell!

reblog this to find the right outlet, get to a place where you have aspirations, dispel apathy and pursue what you love, and rediscover your passion.

hey anyone wanna click the number on the bottom left corner of this post and tell me if it bad in there?

A friendship between Donna and Nine probably would've been markedly less tender but still EXTREMELY goood because it would be a mutual case of "oh shit! Bastard spotted! :D"

Like I'm 99% sure they would've become friends because some fuckin fascist or whatever is giving their Evil Speech and Donna and Nine just say "bitch" at the exact same time in the exact same tone and then Look at each other like aaayyyyyyyyyy

@soft-demi

Its funny because it would be true. Just think of the dynamic of Captain Jack Harkness, Donna and 9

OT3

i love him but i feel like all of antoni’s scenes on queer eye are bursting with this overpowering sense of unbridled chaos energy more and more with each season

@r4cs0

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@the-armed-utahn @medic981

if you wake up much earlier than normal you feel secret emotions

#one time i just woke up at 7 am and stared at the sunrise for like an hour #dont know what emotions those were but they sure were a lot!!

If you stay up late enough, you feel those same emotions, but the bad version of them