The It Factor

“Relationships are overrated, anyways..”

“Are you saying that because James left?”

"No, I'm saying that because it's true."

“That’s, um.. not good.”

“It’s what happens when your fiance doesn’t speak to you for almost a week.”

"Relationships are overrated, anyways.."

“Is everything alright?”

“I don’t know.”

"That's, um.. not good."

“Just okay?”

“Yep. Just okay.”

"Is everything alright?"

“I’M DEFINITELY NOT”

“Okay.”

"Just okay?"

“THAT’S A HUGE NEGATIVE ”

“DON’T LIE TO YOURSELF.”

"I'M DEFINITELY NOT"

“I DIDN’T SAY THANK YOU”

“BUT I KNOW YOU WANTED TO.”

"THAT'S A HUGE NEGATIVE "

Do you want me to come take care of you? I probably won’t be a good nurse, but I’ll be a cute one.

Of course I want you to come take care of me.

Okay, I'll be right there, then.

“I REALLY DIDN’T NEED TO HEAR THAT”

“YOU’RE WELCOME.”

"I DIDN'T SAY THANK YOU"

I don’t think you can die from an ear infection, babe.

Well I feel like I’m dying.

Do you want me to come take care of you? I probably won't be a good nurse, but I'll be a cute one.

“I BEAT YOUR HUSBAND, SO SUCK IT”

“I’D RATHER SUCK HIM BUT THANKS FOR THE OFFER”

"I REALLY DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR THAT"

“OH YEAH?! WHO BEAT WHO FOR THE US - oh, wait. Nevermind.”

“SIT DOWN SON.”

"I BEAT YOUR HUSBAND, SO SUCK IT"

It definitely is.

But I can’t apologize to myself, that doesn’t make any sense.

Yes you can. Now shut up before I dump all of your sweet tea.

“I’M PRETTY SURE I JUST DID.”

“THIS DID NOT WORK OUT WELL FOR YOU LAST TIME.”

"OH YEAH?! WHO BEAT WHO FOR THE US - oh, wait. Nevermind."

“You act like there’s any actual competition out there that’s as great as us. This Friday will be an easy, easy victory for Beer Money.”

“There has to be someone who is more talented than those two though.”

"Everyone here sucks equally, and we're going to win no matter who's on the other side of that ring. Besides, I love squashing that midget and his whore."

Aw, did you die on me already? That’s a shame.

Double ear infections will do that to you.

I don't think you can die from an ear infection, babe.