He’s just different. No! That’s not why, you idiot. I’m just saying that he’s different than you on a few occasion but don’t act like you haven’t tried to get into mine a few times of your own. It’s gonna happen. It is. You’re wrong! You are hardly ever fully right, so get over it, Puckerman! Oh, I know that you do. Nothing shocks me with you ever. It is you but I’m going to make you love this time of year.

Yeah, well I am half black and a little taller and we’re both good at different stuff. Well obviously I would have tried to get into your pants, admittedly your hot and I’m me. It’s not gonna happen, Wilde. That is a lie! I’m always fully right! I’m not getting over anything until you get over the fact I’m always right. Me love Christmas or December in general? Yeah, there’s more chance of me being abducted by aliens.

It’s not very surprising, they’re like, the coolest parents. I guess, but I think it’s still feel pretty lousy to be horrible at something. Like those poor people who are completely tone deaf! Thankfully, I won’t ever feel that way. It really is. I totally considering committing to ice skating when I was younger, but it’s one of those sports I like to do just for fun, and it really helps clear your head. Well you should show me some of your moves one day, because I’m super curious about how good you really are.

You and Mason are totally lucky to have parents like them by the sounds of it. Yeah, I guess life isn’t fair on some people. No doubt you would be kickass at that too. It’s pretty relaxing and it’s funny watching people shuffle around the edges. That can be arranged, actually you should totally give me your number for snowboarding lessons and stuff.

I don’t think you’re all that grumpy. At least not from what I’ve seen. Oh yeah? Go ahead then. I want to know which Disney characters you think everyone is. I don’t know if I’ll reach your level but I’m willing to try it out. Maybe I’ll surprise.

You’ve caught me on good days, I’m basically the Grinch and I get really mean around Christmas, it’s a matter of time. Alright, but I’m adding Pixar characters into this too. I’m gonna say your Anna for so many reasons, I was gonna say Kitty was the one of the evil step sisters but I’m gonna go with Elsa, Lynn would totally be Flynn Rider or Hercules or something. Hudson would probably be Mr. Incredible, Sam’s like the dog or the little kid from Up. Santana I’m gonna go with Tiana cause she works in a restaurant and is totally badass. Puck I would say Gaston. I could go on but I’ll stop because I’ll be here all day.

That sounds insane. I’m down to try it though, we’ll just have to work out a way to not collide in mid-air and stuff. Even if we don’t pull this off, everyone should know how awesome we are anyway.

Insane’s always the best. Yeah, I’m sure if we time it right we’ll be fine. True, I mean we are clearly the most awesome people here there could be competition but we’d beat them.

Yeah pretty much. Awesome, I’m always down for helping you out and pffsstt, you’d be stupid not to trust me. What are you gonna do? Take her out if she gets too close to winning? 

I was thinking about some stuff the other day mostly for us just to show off but if we do a jump, 360 and high five in mid air no ones gonna top that and it just proves how awesome we actually are. That could be a possibility.

You picked good ones to relate to, if you ask me. Fine but I reserve the right to feel embarrassed in peace. Works for me. If I can get at least a little bit better, I wouldn’t have to sit on the sidelines all the time.

Yeah, they're pretty grumpy and stuff seems like me. When I think about it I could probably relate everyone around here to Disney characters. Alright, you can be in peace. Exactly! It would be awesome for you to board with us!

Exactly, I think that’s why it took us so long to actually be friends in the first place. That’s what I thought, we can get it out our system and then just chill out when Kitty joins. I heard something about that. I hope she does just so you’re forced to say those words out loud.

That is probably the best explanation for that actually. Sounds great man, I’ve got a few tricks I wanna try but I need a partner and I trust you not to fuck anything up. She’s not winning, she can’t I won’t allow it.