BILLIE_EILISH.

Drew, Drew, Drew. That’s it. That’s the whole text. I’m lowkey pressed that I fell off your radar, but honestly? We’re even because you fell off mine too. What's up, man? @drewstrkys

Whenever I’m having a rough day, I spiral into your old interviews just for that specific level of unhinged energy. Is it stalker behavior? I’m pleading the fifth. Anyway, what are you up to? You better have a really good excuse if you’re gonna try to say no to dinner with me. @rrrrrcps

What’s the move to get private hockey lessons from actual pros? I’m lowkey so serious, I’ve always wanted to learn. I’m tough, I don’t even care about losing a tooth. Honestly, a few hits to the head might finally factory reset my brain. @drysdcle

How does your 'me time' hit different when you’re on tour vs. at home? Because when I’m on the road, I’m high-key having main character energy—exploring, meeting everyone, thriving off the adrenaline. But the second I get home? I have all these delusions of grandeur about being productive and starting new hobbies, and then I just end up bed-rotting, binge-watching shows, and ordering UberEats for like three weeks straight. Please tell me I’m not the only one? @hwxngyejii

Babygirl, we need a doggie playdate, like, yesterday. Shark literally told me he misses you. His translation was a little shaky, could’ve easily been 'feed me, human' but I’m choosing to believe he was actually mourning your absence. @milliebubbybrown

I’m lowkey more excited for your album than my own tour movie, man. Pretty sure 50% of the streams on your new song are 100% me. I have no chill and no shame, sue me. @oliviarfm

Mother. I just found out you and my birth mom talk more than we do and... rude??? Like, I get it Queen Maggie is a legend, I’d pick her over me too but still. Anyway, this is just my long-winded way of saying I’m suffering from serious Hayley cuddle withdrawal and I miss your face. We need to catch up. @hayleyfm

I’m not saying I’m completely free and would sell my soul to see my teenage crush on stage… just sayin'. Connect the dots. @dlcvatos

Duuuude, I’ve literally been living under a rock because how did I miss that you’re in the new Fockers movie?? I saw the trailer and had to do a double-take like "wait, I know that sweet face". Watching you thrive in every industry has me actually sobbing, you’re such an angel. You know I’m never gonna pass up a chance to fangirl over you. @agrcndes

Yo my man, when are we breaking the internet again by simply hanging out and sharing it on Instagram? It's been a minute. @jejungkook