Senator Transformation Time.
Run to Jail, Josh Hawley! For your involvement on January 6th!
Trade in your $3,000 suit, silk tie, Rolex, starched shirt and cufflinks for jumpsuit, shackles, and manacles.
Hand over your watch and wallet!
Exchange your $1,000 shoes and silk socks for plastic jail sandals. NO socks. Let's see your toes exposed
Take off your wedding ring!
Be prepared to have your fancy haircut shaved to the skull.
You will have a very new 'career' & new NAME! No more Senator Joshua Hawley
I like to see smug, self-righteous male conservatives transformed into their Opposites.
No more speeches in the Senate in his smart business suit!
His privileged white toes, soles and heels will no longer be hidden in polished black dress shoes and long, think black socks!
His new prison 'colleagues' will mock him and force him to give speeches about his new jail identity.
For his 'speech' they will put lipstick on him and paint his finger and toenails black. So formal