The Switchiest Lee

Like this if you’re into tickling.

Tickle

Few other words can affect your listener so viscerally.

Tickle

And don't get me wrong, it's a wonderful word on its own.

Tickle

And you can just go down the list, saying every variation on the word,

Tickle

Tickling

Ticklish

Tickled

Tickler

Ticklee

And that's a lot of fun. But you know what works even better? Putting the word tickle in context.

"This is gonna tickle"

"Uh oh... is someone ticklish?"

"You're about to be tickled so badly"

Or better yet, making lees do the contextualization.

"Say you like being tickled"

"Say you're too ticklish to handle what I'm about to do to you"

"If you don't ask me to tickle you right now, it's gonna be so much worse."

When someone ~discovers~ your ticklish spots. Its not like they're going to forget that crucial piece of information.

Is there anything more satisfying than those open-mouthed WAILS you get when something unexpected and diabolical suddenly hurls the lee through their breaking point to a place way, way beyond it?! 😈 Snack time 😋

I heard that tickle monsters strike at night in dark forests. I heard that they’re sneaky, and that they’ll stalk their prey for a while before snatching them up. It’s never happened to me before, but I know lots of stories.

Oftentimes, from legend, the tickle monster will analyze the person’s habits. Whereupon, when ready, they’ll swoop down from a high place, grab their newfound play toy, and run off to secluded clearings that they’ve prepared in advance. Some sources say they’ve been held down by roots over a large, smooth tree stump. Others say they’ve been pulled tightly by vines in midair. Either way, the flora in these forests are either in cahoots with, or controlled by the tickle monsters.

You think that you’re safe from me, that I won’t find your worst spot because of its obscurity, but unfortunately, you are mistaken.

I will check EVERYWHERE on your body to find that magic spot.

I’ll check your hands, with your palms and fingers, I’ll remember to test every spot along your arms from your wrists to your underarms.

I won’t forget about your neck and shoulders, and it definitely won’t slip my mind to examine your hips, butt, and inner thighs.

My intrepid hands will explore all the way down your legs, giving a little squeeze at every spot in search of my target.

Lees: * calls ler a coward *

Lees: * denies they were ticklish at all *

Ler: * finally wrecks them *

Lees, 3 seconds in: WHAHAHIT I'M SORHYHYHY!!

You BEGGED FOR THIS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE SORRY?!

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