an unfed mind devours itself.

- No, I love you, I really do. I know that you’re a remarkable cat, capable of great acts of evil.

- Look up there in the stars! You belong there! We’ll send you up there, but you’ll die because there’s no air.

- You’re an uncommon thug, but you still get house arrest between the hours of 8 and 8.

- Hearken the wayfarer from the North! He brings news of the black spring! ‘Twas a long winter, yet to break. NOOOOooooo stop playing with my nose tissue, wayfarer!

- This is objectively ridiculous, Miss Kitty. And if I were in the right state of mind I’d be laughing. But I’m not. Because you’re not fucking funny.

- You’re so lucky she loves you. I have to do things like pay the rent. You get to lay down and get a ‘good boy!’

- You ain’t the sharpest drawer. I mean the sharpest knife. In the drawer. I mean you’re not the sharpest – I wouldn’t want a sharp drawer! I need…. I need to just simmer down.

- I’m going to send photos of your butt to the Russians. Then they’ll post them online and you’ll be so embarrassed.

- (watching a peaceful video of a cat canoeing with its owner) This could be us, Miss Kitty. But you’re a huge bitch.

- I’ll walk at you funny! I’m the crab of your nightmares.

- I hate your face. Goodbye.

- Someday I’m going to throw you into an industrial fan. And then I can quip, “the shit’s finally hit the fan!”

              - (to me) That is a statement of unusual violence. Please specify that I would never throw her into an industrial fan.

              - I’d throw her into a smaller fan, though. Just one that would trim her nails a little bit, give her a haircut.

- Miss Kitty, I’m going to throw you into – what was it last time? An industrial fan? – No, I’m going to throw you into a vat of boiling acid. I’m going to make you into the kitty Joker, beloved by fans and considered trite and overused by true critics.

- You’re on top of me like I’m some kind of exquisite $2 hooker.

- You’re always going to be that 6-year-old who pooped his pants, and I’m never going to let you forget that.

- You were not born to love. You were not made like a larva to grow into love. I’m basically calling you a basic bitch. You’re a basic bitch.

- I know, I know, I’m really intense right now. But you’re made of absolute shit and I love you,

- Have you ever known life without inhibition?

- You’re a frat boy. You chug catnip like beer. Like “omnom nom nom, I’m gonna cause some hazing incidents”

- I’ve got bad news for you, Miss Kitty. Your face looks like a burnt pancake.

OKAY BUT I DONT SEE HOW THATS GONNA 

this is the perfect grade of good luck

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE OR SAVE YOURSELF THE HASSLE OF EXPLAINING MECHANICS TO NEW PLAYERS 100 times.

1. Start game at Midnight (12:00AM). This game has 11 days and follows real time.

2. Choose a person to target. Character specific routes start at Day 5. and follow the amazing guide here, it has EVERYTHING: http://dorchii.tumblr.com/mysticmessengerguide 

Recommended route: Zen > Yoosung > Jaehee > Jumin > 707

I highly urge this order, even if 707 is tempting (yes, I know). Each route adds to the layer of mystery behind RFA and Rika. Each route seems to have an “opposer” and “supporter” which might change how you view a character. 

****Jumin and 707 are in Deep Route only and must be purchased with 80 hourglasses.****

3. If you know you’re going to have a busy day/unable to answer chats, just save on your “Progress Save” and load the game close to when you saved (e.g. Load at 12:30 when you saved at 12:40).

4. You do NOT have to participate in all chats. Check the guide/schedule to see if the chat is worth participating/spending hourglass if you missed it. 

5. You have a window of when the next chatroom starts to participate in the chat for free (e.g. 3AM chats can be answered anytime before the 8:30AM chat begins) so please don’t wake up in the middle of the night;;;

6. Missed chats can be purchased with 5 hourglasses. You can buy the first 4 or so days IN FULL each with 20 hourglasses, and from 5-8ish is 30 hourglasses, and the last few days are 50 hourglasses. Spend hourglasses wisely!

7. Be sure to keep headphones handy in public because characters usually call right after you answer a chat. You can always relisten to the voices later!

8. Be…emotionally prepared. Some routes can get emotionally intense , but here we are. Crying over 2D characters.

Some other tips:

1. Make sure to keep 1 save for “Progress Save” (so a sudden update/phone restart doesn’t lose your cache), and 3 saves for the 3 Bad End options. (usually only one Bad End gives a CG, but some are worth getting even without CG). 

The game comes with 4 free save slots and more can be purchased with 50 HG.

2. There is also Normal End which gives CG, but that entails not inviting any guests to party/failing their e-mails but following guidelines for Good End. This might be possible if you load your file on the first save.

3. GET HOURGLASSES: Trade in 100 hearts for 1 hourglass. After completing game, click guests to earn hourglasses for each new guest you invited.

4. Language can be changed anytime in settings. If you are proficient in Korean I highly recommend playing the game in the original language!

some excerpts from zen’s texts, chats, calls and dialogues! ♡＾▽＾♡

“I don’t want to stop expressing my love.”

Part 1: Yoosung

Part 2: Jumin Han V.1!