i love my new job, these are my people

i thought it was funny how the temp agent exaggeratedly looked my visibly mended white collared shirt up and down and told me not to wear anything too weird to my last job while he was wearing full digital camouflage from head to toe like he was about to fight a battle in the metro

i’ll have a dream and be like damn i should write that into a story and then do some reading and find out there’s some allegory of the same stuff literally about some guys life thousands of years ago and then i’ll find there’s a modern book series that acts as a meta-analysis of the allegory of the guys life and then find that there’s a contemporary research paper that’s a meta-analysis of the books in relation to the allegory of the guys life and then i’ll find a six part youtube series posted last month meta-analyzing the research paper in relation to the books that were based off the allegory about that guys life

i’m trying to report my old employer for several egregiously heinous acts of malicious financial abuse and fraud but keep getting these bs college “educated”, salaried, over paid and under worked from home, weekends off type lazy ass gov employees whose entire jobs seem to be to refer me to their automated phone line which waste my time for several minutes before becoming useless then refers me over to their broken website which wastes my time for several minutes as i try to troubleshoot it for them ultimately to be referred back to their automated phone line in a recursive loop from hell which has insulted me into further depression and just about entirely discouraged me from seeking justice regarding the past year that i’ve worked 7 days a week for what turned out to earn me nothing more than a very high and unaffordable fraudulent tax debt due to my corrupt employers scams and wage theft