snap snap

im so invested in #votedavid now like he did not suffer all that just to have someone else to get the title of the soggiest most drenched man. he literally was milked.

rediscovering ray troll's art in my fish era is such a delight. that guy makes art that sounds like his name. he was so right about fish worship

a straight guy in a cardigan is so cute like he think's he's people. he's domesticated. when he thinks nobody's looking he prbably tries to shrug himself out of it but can't quite figure the buttons out

george and elaine were the original haters. kramer was not a hater he was a pioneer - some people will try to tell you jerry was also a hater but they’re wrong. jerry was a poser. he was a hater in private, which is the worst kind of hater - no backbone. he would nod understandingly at george and elaine’s woes but he would secretly be hating on their hate. too much shame in his game. elaine and george would hate publicly, with their whole chests, ESPECIALLY on each other, that’s how you know it was real

This post is not even 12 hours old and it's already brought me bad omens

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

God?