I was ordered to make this

I would probably have done better if they had given my giant robot a shoulder cannon. Or even two. I like shoulder cannons.

A child cried today after I looked at them on the train. Skill issue

I think I may have died at some point. That might explain why I'm like this

Kids these days don't even know what a positron rifle is

The fact that you can get a mech pilot license at 14 but not a driver's liscense seems very strange to me, but at least nobody bothers me on the train. Come to think of it, nobody even looks at me for more than a second before moving away.

I remain unconvinced that anybody really knows who is in charge at NERV

Very excited to put my army of always smiling clones into the new Tomodachi Life

Was anybody going to tell me that it was weird to have dozens of clones of myself in an evil subterranean laboratory to replace me in the event of my death, or was I meant to find that out on my own?

Being a vegetarian is easier when you know that people are made of meat (people are gross)

My classmate/coworker's commanding-officer/adoptive-mother invited me and my horrible doctor to dinner. I will "reblog" this later with how it goes.

Kris deltarune is like me if I were capable of whimsy and mirth

Good thing my relationship with my commander doesn't have any troubling psychosexual elements. I am very normal and healthy and nobody has taken advantage of me ever.