Blue

I love language because what do you mean if I say "I swear" after a completely mundane sentence then it can be read as untrue, but when it's a serious situation then it's completely sincere

I can't believe all of space and time has lead to me and my baby (my cat) existing in the same place at the same time

For every person who opens a bracket without closing it, there is a slav ending every message with)))))

Leon's melee animations remind me to not skip leg day

The only appropriate reason I would get almost blackout drunk would be to write strongly worded emails to food companies who change how they make their food FOR NO FUCKING REASON

If Leon Kennedy went on a podcast he would start talking like that CIA guy John Kiriakou

I LOVE PUBLIC TRANSPORT

Australian fast food chains don't have numbered meals like America, there's no "#8 Combo" or nothing its just like "small chicken burger and fries meal with drink"