Wrong side of Tumblr

Every time Ben sits down and his back is aching and he has to get up 0.5 seconds after finally getting comfortable because the phone rings or there's a knock at the door is such a funny and relatable bit like they really put all the stops into making him the most relatable and pathetic little meow meow of a middle aged man

I cannot believe how often this 55+ yr old man keeps trying to "im just a little guy" his way out of everything 💀

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

"He can still be used as a sword against my enemies so long as they/them!"