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Local goth walks down the aisle with dragon-god wife in front of friends and witnesses, more at eleven.

Local bird roles an Epic Level Cryptid, Goth Wife, and Good Song Boy. You bet your ass I went gold with Shigure and threw him on a team with Tharja.

I rolled one Good Boy and one ‘Bad’ Boy on the new Genealogy banner! I’ll check back in a few days with progress and stats.

Fun fact, I had an eleven percent summoning rate and it was pity broken by dancer Inigo, whom I already have, before I got Jakob. Colorless hell is indeed suffering but also why the fuck has it been so hard to summon on green lately?

What is my luck right now that I roll a my second cryptid in three days ON A BANNER I’M TRYING TO GET HER ALT ON?

Additionally, I rolled another fucking cryptid and got exactly no Thracia peeps from the new banner. Some kinda luck, am I right?

I rolled a bunch of Seliphs during the Thracia banner, so I spent some time trying to make the good boy immortal with some mixed results. I last used him in a team for a Tempest Trial, so he’s still a little decked out for that...and also still half finished, ah ha... Just thought I’d share since I’ve been so quiet lately.

In case you guys have been wondering where I’ve been, it was Tempest Trials and f2p orb he’ll trying to make sure I had enough orbs to summon this whole lot from the last few banners. Not pictured: regular Ike and Dorcas, whom I’m only just now rolling.

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I’d let him light me on fire too.

CORN!

AND FUCKING YET!!!!

Success!