on all levels except physical i am heart shaped

youre supposed to not be like this by my age but whatever

i have a fun idea! let's fuse ourselves together permanently!

family members are an extremist class that cannot be reasoned with

I absorbed my first nutrient at age 26 it’s never too late ya’ll

i hate when something is in 20 minutes

“gentle reminder-” VIOLENT FORGET !!! ❌

jobs for people who aren't a real person?

i am like the breadloser of the family

we are in a true love recession

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time 😭 how many do y’all have in your queue if you use it??

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it