Brighter Days

so funny how the older u get ur like how the fuck on gods green earth did people used to manage all th- ahhh.. i need one of these wives everybody keeps talking about..

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

Morning reblog !

Baking is ridiculous. Stir these powders into a goo and them warm them up until they turn into some kind of edible sponge. Who came up with this.

Do you guys think maybe you gave too many notes to this one

It was a real power move to name one ingredient "baking powder", since there were already so many powders used in baking.

cannot stop saying “call me richard the way I’m the third”. I’m not even a third anything. can someone more appropriate take this curse from me

That actually happened to me a couple hundred years ago